MalTej

Two friends who act so much alike that they could be mistaken for twins. Their bond of friendship will be one that overcomes every obstacle from Boy troubles to supposed backstabbing. Lies and deceit can not tear them apart. They are the last two pieces to a social puzzle.

"We need a MalTej in our group"

"Omg, look at those two! They are total MalTej's"

Mal- "We are total act-a-like twins!"
Tej- "You mean a MalTej?"
Mal- "Yes!!! Thats just what I was thinking!"

by OneHalfOfAMalTej June 6, 2011

manterbating

(verb) when a female actively checks out a male or multiple males in order to achieve a pleasurable sensation and/or an eyegasm.

Nikki and Winnie are sitting in the mall and Winnie spots a very attractive male specimen.

(Nikki says to Winnie)

DUDE! are you manterbating right now?!

by Nniuq and Elocin August 13, 2011

Mantecon

HUGE slut. Wears red lipstick a lot and drinks out of phallic shaped things BECAUSE SHE CAN.
. . .
Also, has nice eyes and a beautiful heart.

"Whoa, dude you look WRECKED"
"Yeah, totally having a mantecon day"

by buttkisser3000 June 22, 2014

Mantequila

The male version of a butter face. Derived from the Spanish word for butter. Also works as man tequila, inferring that one will need some tequila before for the unattractiveness of a male can be overlooked.

I just got hit on by a mantequila, I'm gonna need about four shots before I can take his ugly ass home.

by Sticky Sheets January 20, 2015

Mantelopes

Another word for man boobs or man tits

Kid: is that a woman?
Dad: no it's Phil Mickelson
Kid: oh, those are mantelopes

by OhSoThaddy April 17, 2016

Malte

Malte is a boy from Sweden who has light brown hair and blue eyes. He has a lot of friends and gets a lot of girls. He is very kind and everybody loves him. He is a bit shy in public, but with friends, he can do almost anything. Malte is very handsome and has extremely good looking hair. Most important, he has a lot of girls.

Malte is that handsome guy over there

by Maltemist Alkoholist December 12, 2016

Malte

Malte is a guy with a large penis.
He is a real girlmagnet.
His Body and his Hairs are perfect 😍
A real perfect-guy

Girls: Do u know Malte? With that dreambody and his cute look?

by JUJUSmth January 3, 2017