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Dick Job

Two guys using their dicks to jerk off another guys dick (essentially sandwiching a penis between two penises)
Man those hot dudes gave me a good dick job

I gave my grandpa a sick job last night
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Bow job

The act of griping ones penis with the base of both elbows in a praying mantis like manor while stroking up and down until Orgasm is reached and the elbows are sticky.
I thought masturbation is normal, until i walked in on my brother giving himself a bow job.
by Mojo23 March 19, 2017
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That is not my job

It’s another word for oh hell na it’s originated from Nickelodeon drake and josh’s manger Helen
Lottie-“Get my food
Chelsey-“That is not my job
by ChelseyandLottie.xo May 17, 2019
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Elephant Job

Dude, my girlfriend gave me an awesome elephant job last night.

Damn I bet that Jewish girl would give a sweet EJ.
by roseroseroseroserose June 28, 2011
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Flip Job

A woman so unattractive that when a man is having sex with her, he can no longer stay erect unless doing her from behind.
We were watching The Heat, one of my buddy's asked me if I would ever do Melissa McCarthy? I said that I could do it, but it would need to be a flip job.
by Rye guy in the fly high November 25, 2014
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Yaz Job

When women go on any form of birth control and in turn get big boobies
She looks like she got a freaking boob job...

Nope, she just got a Yaz Job
by Santa Clause 2353 December 5, 2009
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Total Job

When one individual gives both a blow job and hand job to another individual, typically a woman to a man, but can vary.
Jane gave Harry a Total Job the other day.
by Benevolio December 1, 2006
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