Dip Job

Getting a blowjob from a girl that has a wad of tobacco, aka "dip," in her mouth. Thus receiving oral pleasure and a nicotine buzz simultaneously.

Getting a dip job from that Gypsy is the best way to quit smoking. My junk is buzzin.

by D Peterskin August 8, 2009

moob job

When overweight men undergo breast reduction surgery.

A recent conference on plastic surgery trends revealed a 44% rise in moob jobs between 2007 and 2008 making it the fifth most popular plastic surgery for men in england.

by schmuckaneers September 19, 2009

skeet job

noun
1 an unfortunate situation, occurrence, or event that does not go as planned
2 a descriptor for a cheap and disastrous event that can be laughed at

"Sorry, the ice cream machine is broken tonight."
"What a fucking skeet job!"

"My entire night was a giant skeet job; we got caught saran wrapping that bitch's car and had to hide from the cops in the bushes."

by JELMS January 19, 2010

Valve Job

After blowing your load, the girl spreads your penis hole open and sticks her tongue in to get the rest out.

Hey John, your mom gave me a valve job last night and it was awesome.

by HBOY March 22, 2010

Cone job

When someone asks for a taste of your ice cream cone and then takes a big bite out of the top instead of a moderate lick from the side.

Hey, jackass, don't cone job my ice cream!

by Ice cream lover September 26, 2010

Schnitzel job

when your bitch places a piece of schnitzel on your sack and takes a bite out of both.

Kim Kardashian, "i enjoyed giving you a schnitzel job last night. I hope that Klhoe doesn't find out."

Lamar, "Me to. My balls are still hurting a little though."

by schnitzel man December 24, 2010

Bong Job

A sexual act performed on a male. The performer inserts his or her thumb into the male's anus, lights his balls with a lighter and performs oral sex. At the moment of climax of climax the performer removes their thumb quickly.

Damn! Oddjob been giving me a bong job 'n shit. I ain't ever been to amsterdam, but shit me.

by Reginaldted March 16, 2011