Heather

Shouts out random things, like, "look..there's a bug!" Uses Hailis vaginas for phone service. When she yells, she sounds like a little mouse. An awesome person and fun to be around. Bites their nails like crazy! Are very into Richards. Makes good friends with Hailis and Dennys. Loves Denny coffee and breakfast. Records Hailis singing Bohemien Rhasposdy. Fights Jeeps and looses.

Haili: "Wow, that girls yells like a Heather."
Denny: "Yeah, I know. It's quite funny."

by heatherisgay April 3, 2009

Heather

A person who is very tall, with brown hair. A person that is "Impossible", and believes anything she sees.

A person that thinks that everything on this website is real because someone wrote it.

A very gullible person.

Hey, Heather, its raining cats and dogs!

Really? I must see!

by NateDoggyDog May 22, 2011

Heather Dylan

Bob Dylan's grandchild. Adopted daughter of Jakob Dylan from the Wallflowers.

I hope Heather Dylan will become the 3rd generation of musical Dylan's!

by nervous sheep rockets May 16, 2008

Heathers and Baxters

#1:A super slut who is willing to suck any dick OR pussy
#2:Also know as a girl who has perticipated in a home made porno who resides in the 28570
#3:A girl with flappy pussy lips

#1: (girl#1) she told me she went down on guys and girls...
(girl#2) ewwww what a heathers and baxters
#2: Yeah I was into her until all the guys put in some video and it was that girl from school,what a Heathers and Baxters
#3: I went down to eat that pussy out and it was all Heathers and Baxters

by paybacksabitchandsoamI October 7, 2008

Heather

Noun: the feeling of guilt one has after getting caught trying to ejaculate and have a bowel movement at the same time

After attempting another unsuccessful Heathering this morning, I couldn't look my co-workers in the eye due to my extreme Heather.

by Rude Pooters January 8, 2009

Heather

A women who is nice to the extreme due to her christian background
This women is a left wing feminist who is also ignorant of world problems.

Man 1: You no that chick at the party i met last night?
Man 2: Yea what about her?

man 1: She was such a heather
man 2: haha lol

by sixtyninekrystina October 16, 2010

Heath Ledger

An actor who made several great films, some good films,
and 1 very bad film.
An actor who killed himself when he got tired of hearing all the jokes about his 1 bad film and he knew that the jokes would never go away.
This 1 bad film destroyed his social life by causing unwanted
sexual advances from people that he had no interest in.

Bob: "Did you hear Heath Ledger killed himself?"
Sam: "I would too if evereryone thought I was queer."

by jsd9632 January 1, 2012