hostididy

when you act as if you know everything and your all that and your over everybody. Also known as a snob.

Sarah>>BillyBobJoe is so hostididy!
Rachel>>How?
Sarah>>He tells everyone in our project team what to do and doesn't listen to others opinions

by Tiarra July 25, 2006

Hose ass

Diarrhea, especially explosive diarrhea related to illness. This term originated in the South, most likely western North Carolina.
Closely related to "jet ass," a form of diarrhea often experienced in public bathroom stalls. (We've all seen the aftermath.)
"Hose ass" can also be used as an alternative form of the insult "asshole."

So, the doctor prescribed this bowel prep kit to drink before my colonoscopy, and it gave me a serious case of hose ass. My doctor, man... what a hose ass!

by Leah H December 21, 2006

hoss machine

One that is not only muscular and buff, but possesses qualities in which he is deemed unstoppable and therefore machine-like.

(A newly achieved level of "badassness.")

"Did you see Griff in the gym?" (reply)"Yea, that dude's a hoss machine!"

"Sup bro?" (reply)"Whats happenin there hoss machine?"

by This guy griffin... September 23, 2008

Hospital

One who is too turnt and needs medical attention.

Steve threw up everywhere. He was so hospital last night.

by MuscuLAUR April 5, 2016

Chocolate Hostage

Can be otherwise defined as :-

- Touching Cloth

- Mr. Turtle's head popping out of the
back door

- Really needing a poo poo

"I released my hostage before the deadline. It's now coming out of the top of my jeans".

"I've gotta go, i've got a chocolate hostage"

by Northerner April 26, 2004

Burnley Hosepipe

A pop bottle (normally 2 litre capacity) with a small hole drilled in the lid. When filled with water and squeezed, the resultant jet works like a mini hosepipe for those too pikey to own a real hosepipe.

"Pass us that pop bottle* Maude, the dog's left a nutty truncheon on the step and I need to hose it away."

*Burnley Hosepipe

by Melonheadd June 22, 2011

release the hostages

another phrase for having to move your bowels

Excuse me everyone I have to go and release the hostages

by polobearsd August 23, 2006