Gift

G.I.F.T.

Grandma I'd Fuck Tonight.
Whether her and her kids are sluts at a young age or you're just really into wrinkles, her shaggy poon is a Gift to you.

"I don't care how many little bastards she's got, I'd still pound that Gift's decrepit old ass."

by godofapathy March 12, 2008

gift box

A box with a gift inside

I got tommy a gift box because it was his birthday.

by Niall Horan ayyy January 3, 2014

griffan

A long shlong creature of the night that feasts on lightskins

The griffan comes out of the bushes with a swift pounce

by Griffbone March 5, 2019

shonky gift tactician

giver of useless articles described as "gifts".usually old crap that they no longer want themselves.see also (Gimblett)

by candyass white boy June 21, 2003

Fred Flinstone Gift

This means a type of gift (usually from a husband to his wife) that was bought for his use, and her birthday, Christmas, etc. was a scapegoat for it.

A man may buy his wife a fishing rod for her birthday, and when she says she would never use it he jumps on the chance to use it for himself...this is a classic Fred Flinstone Gift.

by downtownchick September 7, 2010

gifter

an ironic term for someone who is not gifted

I like the way you dribble, gifter

by Mark Fresh November 7, 2003

God's Gift To Women

God's gift to women would be their breasts. After all, unlike two other attractive anatomical areas, the breasts are clearly visible, they can be augmented, and best of all, you can stare at them while the woman babbles about nothing.

Women with B cups or smaller: God have clearly condemned you. Go get implants.

Women with C cups or bigger: God have clearly blessed you. Go make me a sandwich.

by BusinessMan July 21, 2005