Heavy flirting, pulling out the stops for that head-on hit-on.
like your life depended on it.
Dude, she's my soulmate; I was mackin' her like a truck.
But she passed ya like a Mazda.
I know, who can resist my rollin' mack truck?
Grandma I'd Fuck Tonight.
Whether her and her kids are sluts at a young age or you're just really into wrinkles, her shaggy poon is a Gift to you.
"I don't care how many little bastards she's got, I'd still pound that Gift's decrepit old ass."