Goobermanidas

A dieses commonly found in animals, leading them to appear as cute, silly, or acting like a "goober" hence the name

My dog hunter must have gotten goobermanidas, because he is SO DANG CUTE!!!!

by Rocket Chicken June 23, 2023

gooberius

someone who is really silly i think

bob: you silly gooberius
demarcus: kill yourself

by gaming moment June 26, 2023

gooberest

Someone who has achieved the highest goober rank.

That lad over there is clearly the gooberest of us all.

by The Goobest Goobeller September 8, 2023

goobercock

A silly fuckwad who has a goobery cock

(Man with an unwashed penis)

“God tim is such a Goobercock!”

by Pubic publication. INC September 9, 2023

Goobercuck

To be a schmuck or Jake Reed like figure. (Pado)

Look at the yiddish schmuck its such a goobercuck.

by Andew Pado November 2, 2023

Goobernatorial election

What an enlightened centrist calls a gubernatorial election.

Jake: "Did you hear about the recent gubernatorial election results?"
Nathan: "You mean goobernatorial election, right?"
Jake: "Bruh."

by Devourer of Cheese November 6, 2023

goobermunch

Someone who is so overwhelmingly obnoxious, that they annoy everyone around them merely with their presence.

and/or

Someone who is extremely moronic, almost to the point of being classified as completely braindead.

Oh my god, you are such a damn goobermunch, dude. How could you fall that?

Just shut up you god damn goobermunch!

by Rowen Kennedy November 8, 2023