goobermunch

Someone who is so overwhelmingly obnoxious, that they annoy everyone around them merely with their presence.

and/or

Someone who is extremely moronic, almost to the point of being classified as completely braindead.

Oh my god, you are such a damn goobermunch, dude. How could you fall that?

Just shut up you god damn goobermunch!

goobermunch by Rowen Kennedy November 8, 2023

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Goobermensch

The ideal man when it comes to being a funny and goofy little guy.

The goobermensch does not care if he gets made fun of, because it is funny.

Goobermensch by Horseshoe_Pete September 18, 2022

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Goobermensch

Under educated neo-nazi type who feels he (or she) is superior to others of different races or ethnic groups based on a misapplied and shaky grasp of the philosophy of Nietzsche.

"Allright you goobermensch - drop the neighbor's cat and come quietly...and put something on for pete's sake!"

Goobermensch by retracj April 8, 2009

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goober munch

A person who avoids wearing pants at all costs.

You are a goober munch.

goober munch by Drerpaderp February 4, 2017

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goober munch

A silly willy person/an alternative for goofy

Alex: I can’t stand wearing pants

Me: Bruh you a goober munch fr

goober munch by Memow.143 January 1, 2024

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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