Google Whore

A Google Whore is a person or company who does everything humanly possible to make sure their web site is the first to be displayed in Google search results when a user does a search on a specific subject. Microsoft is known to be a Google Whore, as well as many other companies and individuals.

An example of Microsoft being a Google Whore: Type "update" into Google and Microsoft's Windows Update will be the first link to be displayed.

by Obscured September 21, 2005

Google-lectual

A Google-lectual is an uneducated moron that lurks on internet chat sites and pretends to be knowledgeable on every subject. In fact, the Google-lectual is stupid and cannot retain any knowledge. So, the Google-lectual, runs and looks up the current topic and pretends to be "knowledgeable" using recently obtained facts. They are truly annoying.

A-morons-belief is employed as the town's, "Village Idiot". But, when he can hide on the net, he can become knowledgeable in all subjects thanks to being a "Google-lectual".

by 156sbr August 28, 2011

Praise Google Christ!

When you put your troubles at the feet of Almighty Google and find yourself a miracle.

I couldn't get my computer to start and Praise Google Christ! I found the answer and it works!

by MDub75 September 11, 2013

Google Docs

Arguably a better Microsoft Word. And for good reason. It may have less options, but with it being accessible anywhere and on any device with Google Chrome, it stands as the better word processor program. You can even edit offline! And it doesn’t autocorrect words! Sure, there’s Microsoft Word online, but who fucking cares about it? Just see the definitions for it on here, you’ll see why. You can have others help you edit documents online, and more! It’s great, and a upgrade from Word!

Some dude: “Microsoft Word is the best!”
Me: “No, Google Docs is way better!”
*Argument starts*
Me: “Wait, why are we arguing about word processor programs again?”

by OfficialDeltaGamer March 16, 2019

Googlecramp

The cramp you get when you fight the urge to look something up straight away.

I want to hit Google & find out who this actor is, but if I do, everyone'll think Im a total nerd. But the urge to do it is so powerful! Ow! I got a Googlecramp!

by Pete1974 April 25, 2007

googlespace

The sum total of everything that can be found by Google. If it's not in Googlespace, you'll never find it.

I just put up a new web page, but it's not in Googlespace yet.

by Lady Csyde August 19, 2007

Googlepation

* Googlepate /ˈguːgəlpeɪt/, verb: 1. To use an obscure term without defining it, on the assumption that the reader will google it. 2. Implicitly calling upon an external reference.
* Googlepation /ˈguːgəlpeɪʃən/, noun: The act of googlepating.
* Googlepated /ˈguːgəlpeɪtɛd/, verb: Past participle of googlepate; adjective: Difficult or impossible to interpret without Google; "The document was too heavily googlepated to interpret on the spot."
* Metagooglepation /'meː.taguːgəlpeɪʃən/, noun: Use of the term googlepation or its derivatives without providing a link or definition.

"The near ubiquity of pocketable web devices has led to the increasing use of verbal googlepation."

by Simon Funk December 9, 2008