floppy dick

A floppy dick is an unfortunate symptom that may be acquired when a guy goes without masturbating a very long time. As you go about your day while the penis is in its flaccid state you will feel it pulsating and throbbing, flopping up and down, back and forth, flopping from side to side, flopping against your left thigh and then against your right thigh. And it may still be flopping up and down around everyone you meet and then the mind will start playing games with you telling you that you want to fuck everyone and anyone you meet. Your mind will say things like "see that guy over there? You want to fuck him don't you?" And you'll say, "no I don't!" and the mind will say "then why is your dick flopping up and down?".

Ever since I stopped jerking off, I now walk around all day long with a floppy dick.

by Bill Beef March 2, 2024

Flooping

The act of putting your balls and scrotum inside of another person’s anus and then having them shart it out

“Hey Josh, heard you oiled up and shaved your balls last night. Do you wanna go flooping with me later?”

by dchezzy March 6, 2024

Floppy boy

The first guy you ever date, a tortured soul with a floppy haircut who, despite being incredibly sensitive where matters involving his own well-being are concerned, treats you appallingly, never pays attention to a word you say and dumps you by the side of the road.

I just rewatched twilight and I never realised it before, but Edward is such a floppy boy.

by awfulstuff March 8, 2024

Floppy77

A russian communist nationalist Putin avid lover. The Floppy77 is always a proud Russian and Ukraine hater. If someone is being anti-ukranian you can always call them a Floppy77.

"Damn that Russian guy is such a Floppy77"

by SwettieBetty March 15, 2024

Floppy-bop

When a corgi sleeps upside down and shows off his tootsies. (Flop for short)

Aw, look at the floppy-bop!

by Quonkleboi March 18, 2024

Floppy Geyser

Pussy from fat girls with massive meat flaps that squirts out pussy juice like the Yellowstone supervolcano.

That fat jawn really got that floppy geyser.

by noirfra December 4, 2024

floobydust

Miscellany; flotsam and jetsam. Reportedly, the term originated at National Semiconductor Corporation in the 1970s (about the time that Silicon Valley was first called that).

I thought the key to the shed was in the top kitchen drawer, but there was just the usual floobydust.

by FitofPeak2 December 5, 2024