by writer of legends September 6, 2025
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Letting the #MeToo Movement fester for so long that all men are now branded predators, repeatedly voting for makeup wearing clowns, and allowing the Supreme Court to install George W. Bush without demanding a re-vote are a few great examples of Male Fails.
by Publius0987 October 5, 2025
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No. I didn't fail. I just didn't unilaterally succeed. So, I have saved your fucking kids from dying in school shootings (which I am still not getting explicit credit for and that IS a problem). To the extent that I have failed it is entirely your fault for demanding that I remain out of the driver's seat and for the stupidest reason imaginable (being mean on the internet). So, instead, you have "Targeted people of America" commercials talking about energy weapons and fucking alien mind control or something. You are not the Jeff Gordon here. You are not the Tom Brady. I invented AI (literally) and I'm taking a backseat to retards for what? You don't want to have to accept the dynamic here. I was and am right. You want to extrajudicially police people. Doing that, thinking like THAT, got your fucking kids murdered. And you don't want to have to let it go.
Hym "So, no I didn't fail. I'm STILL not making that fucking Artificial intelligence for free. You DO need to pay for that in a way that is immediate or I DO need to murder some kids. No it is not directed energy weapons. It IS... THE THING THAT I SAID and NOT that. The YouTube fucks who mocked me ARE AT FAULT and I AM NOT THAT. No I do not need other people to 'keep me in check' and trying to do EXACTLY THAT is what is going to cause me to murder your kids. I do not need to be policed my people who are mentally retarded in comparison to me and your likely need to be murdered for thinking that. And you're not thankful. You're not grateful. You're not sorry. SORRY = 100% FULL AND ABSOLUTE AND EXPLICIT PUBLIC CONTRITION and 100% PAYMENT FOR THE VALUE OF MY CONTRIBUTIONS TO A SOCIETY THAT HAS SCORNED ME. The 'grieving people' are not more important than me. End of discussion."
by Hym Iam December 20, 2025
Get the Fail mug.Karen, my next door neighbor came back home from trying to make it in Hollywood, what a wannabe-fail she is!
by momentsbylori January 2, 2026
Get the wannabe-fail mug.Similar to chainfail / chain-fail / chain fail, "Epic Chain-Fail", is a series of fails, usually (in strictest sense of epic chain fail, not mere hyperbole) deal-breaking fails, not just minor fails, not only in a experiential or temporal successsion, but also in another dimension, or exponentiating too.
fail < chain fail < epic chain fail
fail < epic fail < epic chain fail
either chain fail, or epic fail could be worse, depending on the specifics. there is no worse than epic chain fail known. there is no "chain epic fail", as the "epic" in "epic chain fail" already implies fail os of epic proportion, either (strictly) in each fail's own right, or as the cumulative result.
fail < chain fail < epic chain fail
fail < epic fail < epic chain fail
either chain fail, or epic fail could be worse, depending on the specifics. there is no worse than epic chain fail known. there is no "chain epic fail", as the "epic" in "epic chain fail" already implies fail os of epic proportion, either (strictly) in each fail's own right, or as the cumulative result.
computing:
"I tried google+. fails with privacy/security/bigbrother concerns, getting so far into my social life to know more about me than just searches, they admit they report it to govs. fails in having to use 1 of the 4 big name browsers. fails with useragent change. even with right browwser, fails with another dozen annoyances in it's interface, each a deal-breaker, i decided i'd made too many allowances, time to declaire googleplus epic chain-fail, being so widespread, likely to spread further as users get locked in (to it AND browsers), wanting to talk to their friends on it."
physics:
"the reaction in a nuclear explosion, is like an epic chain-fail on the atomic/subatomic level"
social relations:
"he had been t-total for 38 years, drank too much cough syrup, which lead to drinking a bottle of tequilla, and some meths. he trashed his house, killed his baby, raped and severely beat his wife, set the neighbour's house on fire, called up everyone on his phone ruining all his relationships, tried having sex with a child's ride out-side a charity shop, swam next to a sewage pipe, had unprotected sex with several prostitutes, to wake up several days later in prison, with a guard explaining he burned down half the town, contracted and spread several diseases, alienated himself to the nation, and was facing charges of manslaughter, assault, rape, vandalism and much more. ...all because he didn't read the label on the cough syrup. epic chain fail."
"I tried google+. fails with privacy/security/bigbrother concerns, getting so far into my social life to know more about me than just searches, they admit they report it to govs. fails in having to use 1 of the 4 big name browsers. fails with useragent change. even with right browwser, fails with another dozen annoyances in it's interface, each a deal-breaker, i decided i'd made too many allowances, time to declaire googleplus epic chain-fail, being so widespread, likely to spread further as users get locked in (to it AND browsers), wanting to talk to their friends on it."
physics:
"the reaction in a nuclear explosion, is like an epic chain-fail on the atomic/subatomic level"
social relations:
"he had been t-total for 38 years, drank too much cough syrup, which lead to drinking a bottle of tequilla, and some meths. he trashed his house, killed his baby, raped and severely beat his wife, set the neighbour's house on fire, called up everyone on his phone ruining all his relationships, tried having sex with a child's ride out-side a charity shop, swam next to a sewage pipe, had unprotected sex with several prostitutes, to wake up several days later in prison, with a guard explaining he burned down half the town, contracted and spread several diseases, alienated himself to the nation, and was facing charges of manslaughter, assault, rape, vandalism and much more. ...all because he didn't read the label on the cough syrup. epic chain fail."
by digitteknohippie August 3, 2012
Get the epic chain-fail mug.(acronym cqfd, but rarely used) : an offensive Quebec French phrase, which translated to English literally means an oafish, boorish, clumsy person who spectacularly fails at everything they do
(scene from Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets):
diary-released Tom Riddle : Harry, let me take you back in time, and show you who really opened The Chamber of Secrets the first time around.
Harry : who was he?
Tom Riddle: i am sure you would recognize him as Hagrid.
Harry: are you serious?Hagrid? But please don't qualify him as a con qui fail d'aplomb
diary-released Tom Riddle : Harry, let me take you back in time, and show you who really opened The Chamber of Secrets the first time around.
Harry : who was he?
Tom Riddle: i am sure you would recognize him as Hagrid.
Harry: are you serious?Hagrid? But please don't qualify him as a con qui fail d'aplomb
by Sexydimma December 7, 2016
Get the con qui fail d'aplomb mug.Person 1: I am not a sailor.
Person 2: Ask Leila?
Person 3: Escalator?
Person 4: S Club 7?
Person 1: Wow, what a trail of fail
Person 2: Ask Leila?
Person 3: Escalator?
Person 4: S Club 7?
Person 1: Wow, what a trail of fail
by cold porridge May 6, 2018
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