Definitions by momentsbylori
punch-kun moment
the moment that you feel abandoned and runs to IKEA for the stuffed orangutan toy ( Djungelskog) and it is sold out !
punch-kun moment by momentsbylori March 4, 2026
Websterwannabe
a person that is obsessed with the URBANDICTIONARY by submitting all sorts of slang words/mumbojumbos AND they fantasized being on the same level as Noah Webster who aimed to standardize American spelling and usage.
Did you hear about Andy? He spends his days creating words and slangs for URBAN DICTIONARY? What a Websterwannabe!
Websterwannabe by momentsbylori March 4, 2026
postpunchpartum
the moment when your postpartum turns you into the primate that abandoned Punch. The outcome is comfort through inorganic objects
This kid deserves to have a selection of blankets to ease his emotions, as he is a product of his mother's POSTPUNCHPARTUM.
postpunchpartum by momentsbylori March 4, 2026
finked
finked by momentsbylori January 16, 2026
DNO
Deaf Night Out-
It is a social gathering- often at cafes, bars, or public spaces where Deaf people come to together to socialize in ASL, build community, and connect. Hearing people who are learning ASL and/or know ASL sometimes attend, but the expectation is that the space centers Deaf culture and communication.
It is a social gathering- often at cafes, bars, or public spaces where Deaf people come to together to socialize in ASL, build community, and connect. Hearing people who are learning ASL and/or know ASL sometimes attend, but the expectation is that the space centers Deaf culture and communication.
DNO by momentsbylori January 9, 2026
Deafwannabe
It is a term that is often used critically describe a hearing person who inserts themselves into Deaf spaces, uses ASL, adopts Deaf cultural identity, and oversteps boundaries despite not being Deaf.
Deafwannabe by momentsbylori January 9, 2026
coke can
How to measure one's manhood by its size.
Height, girth, and volume.
No need to use a yard stick, coke cans would be adequate.
(Kalil's ex-wife famously described his manhood as being like two Coke cans on top of each ther, maybe even a third)
Height, girth, and volume.
No need to use a yard stick, coke cans would be adequate.
(Kalil's ex-wife famously described his manhood as being like two Coke cans on top of each ther, maybe even a third)
coke can by momentsbylori January 7, 2026