Atomic_fail 

There once was a sigma his name was atom he had the largest dick in the village.

Yo atomic_fail has such a large dick

Atomic_fail by writer of legends September 6, 2025

atomic fail 

When someone or something has reached seven consecutive epic fail (failures) within an "absurdly small amount of time" it is known as an 'atomic fail' or failure. It is believed that no man, animal or object has ever been able to pull this feat off as failing that many times, so hard and so close together is almost impossible.

The closest record is rumored to attain 4 of the required 7 epic failures, but this claim is unfounded.

Guy 1: Dude that was an atomic failure.
Guy 2: Hey, I know I just killed an old lady, got aids, ground my legs to my knee caps, caught my house on fire and accidentally ate my dog but there's no reason to exaggerate.

atomic fail by Flopjack August 5, 2008

AtomicFaith 

That one kid who's discord name never ends up making sense.

Guy 1: Why is that kiddo's name AtomicFaith?
Guy 2: I don't know, I tried to ddos him yesterday.

AtomicFaith by Myfamdudemydudefamman December 15, 2018