dead as a dildo

Of course it's dead. If it was alive it would be a dick.

He's dead as a dildo

by unskinny-bob October 21, 2022

Occam's Hairy Dildo

A rule that, like Occam's Razor, requires you to favor the simplest explanations over the complex ones, but with the addition of also favoring the sexiest explanations over the mundane ones. An explanation of a thing is using Occam's Hairy Dildo if and only if simplification and sexualization are paired together into a beautiful, explanatory nutsack.

Student: Hey professor, can you please explain that notion using Occam's Hairy Dildo, because it's a little hard for me to grasp without visual aides.

Professor: Hell yea! I got you, fam.

by Carnivorous Pencil February 19, 2021

Dildo

A tool used to make tacos better

I used a dildo to help make tacos faster

by DurkaDurk23145876 January 27, 2021

french dildo

A french dildo is the act of taking a baguette and putting it inside a vagina or an asshole. Some people then make a sandwich out of the baguette.

guy: hey babe, im feeling kinda freaky tonight.
girl: well, you wanna try the french dildo?

by slickomode September 10, 2020

Dildo

A big or small fat or skinny plastic dick

Used by woman to masturbate

My girlfriend loves her dildo she moans so loud

by TheMilkMan December 11, 2017

Pile-Driver Dildo

A 'Pile-Driver Dildo' is an act in which a man purposely gets a hemorrhoid or 'piles' and begins to fuck a girl in the pussy with the piece of the small intestine which is hanging out of his asshole.

Aron: How did you enjoy my party, last night bro?
Luca: Eh, It was pretty good until I accidentally walked in on Requise giving Mitchell the old Pile-Driver Dildo in the fuck room
Aron: My parents have a fuck room?

by oneinchpunisher December 28, 2019

albino dildo

Where an albino shits in a condom, puts it in the freezer overnight till it hardens, and then proceeds to use it as a dildo

Damn I tried that Albino Dildo trick last night!

by MessyThings May 4, 2018