Marriage Counciler

A male/female who has no chance of getting married so puts there effort into helping couples with there problems because they faced the facts and found thats the closest there going to get to to marital problems

When a couple are having problemos and they need some sad asswipe to save them. Marriage Counciler

by SuperAwesomeCoolAfroMan November 1, 2009

chunch

A very unattractive, undesireable female, usually grotesque in appearance and large in girth; a shoal chick.

Bill got so plastered last night. Did you see that hideous chunch he went home with? He's got the worst beer goggles ever.

by 1101011001 September 21, 2006

Dutch Crunch

While taking part in anal sex one individual must first acquire poopy dick. Once this has been accomplished the feces must be allowed to dry thoroughly on the aforementioned penis. After drying has occurred, the individual whom was the recipient of the anal sex then proceeds to suck the dried poopy dick until all of their crusted feces has been ingested, and preferably until penile ejaculation has transpired.

"I am not the least bit surprised that Josh finally pounded Joe's balloon knot, but I can't believe that Joe went for the Dutch Crunch."

by Charlie M. Jr. December 9, 2008

Chunch

The act of flossing one's teeth with the hair that is near or on the asshole of one's partner, so that the "chuncher" receives a tooth flossing and the "chunchee" receives a dingleberry removal. Because of the mouth-to-asshole proximity that is involved, a chunch is often accompanied with a friendly rimjob or an ass trumpet.

Looks like we're one queen short of a chunch!

by RizzWizz April 14, 2010

CRUNCHBLORT

A specialized version of blort. Used when something implodes and makes a blorting sound accompanied by the crunching of an innocent's bones.

Bob: hey, look at this neat site they put up at tubgirl.com.
Other guy: *CRUNCHBLORT*

by Katsudo June 29, 2003

crunchlets

A small amount of something often left over. Or small facts, kinda like a tidbit.

"could you find anything on harper?"

"no"

"really? not even any crunchlets of info?"

by lumpkina December 18, 2007

Crunchy Creeper

A creepy male figure, generally dirty looking who stares for a period longer then 15 seconds.

Characteristics include, greasy hair, bad odor, and a creeper aura.

Man creepily looks at a girl. Gives the skank eye and stares her down.

Girls standing by: "Eww why is he being a crunchy creeper"

by Oanhhhhhhhh April 7, 2010