Tha Crossroads

A really good song from Bone Thugs N Harmony. The song is about life and death and how it effects people all over the world. You should listen to it because it's really touching and kind of sad.

Tha Crossroads

by E-Drizzle May 29, 2010

Mexican Crosswalk

The sloppiest most disorganized gang bang you've ever seen. Nobody’s even sure where this lady came from. Is it even a woman? Did anybody check? There's a steady stream of people coming in and out of the room. Somebody is barbecuing ribs in the corner. A chicken walks through. Who brought a t-shirt gun? Two dogs wrestle over a turkey bone shaped like Lance Armstrong's fat sister and one gives up to take a shit on the carpet. There's a raffle draw for Single A baseball tickets. In the far corner a be-mulleted Peruvian musician with not enough teeth sings a barely passable Spanish version of Come On Eileen to two homely yet (slightly) moist 50-year-old twin sisters from Wisconsin, etc, etc

Named after the pure pandemonic crosswalk experience of Mexico City where simply crossing the road is a messy adventure in every step. Pedestrians are targets. Red lights are merely advisory. A chicken walks through. A toddler holding a partially eaten cob of corn is crying… or possibly choking?? Two seniors stop mid-street to dance to some music that has too many horns in it. Did I just step over an original Atari game console covered in sticky lotion? A guy with a cart full of heavy-duty safes, faucet heads and typewriters goes window to window of stopped cars to try and see if anybody needs to buy a heavy-duty safe, faucet head or typewriter, etc, etc

Guy 1: Hey, when I left the party last night the only people left were the lacrosse team and that old librarian from eastern Russia. How'd the night end?

Guy 2: *sigh* You'd never believe it but it turned into a bit of a Mexican Crosswalk...

by Dr Thwack February 18, 2019

crassing

Constantly looking at your phone while out with friends and/or at a public event, e.g. concert, sporting event, wedding, etc.

The concert was great, but instead of taking time to enjoy the show he had his smart phone out and he was crassing the entire time.

by shebainpdx August 26, 2013

crosswalk distrust

The irrational suspicion held by every human that tells us we cannot hit a crosswalk button just once. Our intuition tells us that, if we only hit the button one time, the electronic signal will not be sent sufficiently to the traffic light. Therefore, every pedestrian makes a fist and hits the button -- rapid-fire style -- until lactic acid causes our triceps to cramp up and shut down.

Dan: Hey ‘Weed – you’re not playin’ Galaga. Hit the button a few times and then stand down.

Tim: Sorry, ‘Skinner. I’ve got major crosswalk distrust…and I don’t wanna miss my waxing appointment.

by whiteboyDJ November 3, 2010

Karl Cresswell

Buys a ps5 but won't purchase any games because he's a dog nonce and spends all his money on pedigree biscuits to lure the victims

I'm such a Karl Cresswell I had to poodles last night but couldn't play tdm.

by Blaineyp November 13, 2021

CrossFat

A training regimen which parodies CrossFit: the slogan "Forging Elite Fitness" is replaced with "Forging Elite Fatness." The regimen itself is superfluous calorie intake in single sittings for the sake of hedonism. Macro nutrients and dietary protocols are collectively disregarded; instead, the only measurable and competitive component is simply total amount consumed.

Person A: Bro, I heard you wrapped up another CrossFat the other night, how'd ya do it?

Person B: Brew, I slammed 'er back with straight up Chicken McNuggets. I downed a total of 79 in one go!

by Sourcream Flex February 25, 2013

crossfit jesus

A person who is obsessed with crossfit and metalcore music. They are so talented at crossfit, they feel the need to participate in it almost every day, even when injured. Also known as WWE Superstar Seth Rollins.

My friend keeps sending me pictures of crossfit jesus lifting weights and she needs to stop.

by Sk8rWolfy August 9, 2016