Definitions by Sk8rWolfy

crossfit jesus 

A person who is obsessed with crossfit and metalcore music. They are so talented at crossfit, they feel the need to participate in it almost every day, even when injured. Also known as WWE Superstar Seth Rollins.

My friend keeps sending me pictures of crossfit jesus lifting weights and she needs to stop.

crossfit jesus by Sk8rWolfy August 9, 2016