zipper cooter

A southern term for a portable pleasure device that mirrors a females vagina.

My friend said he doesn’t need a girlfriend just a zipper cooter.

by Big D Jones May 29, 2021

teh cooter

A term referring to the females sex organ. Most commonly said while intoxicated.

Derek wished he touched teh cooter, but everyone knew he really enjoyed the feel of a mangina.

by Eric November 1, 2003

Cooter

What you call Couture when you dont feel like speaking like a frog. It actually means "to sew." Hes a flag sewing swamp ninja, really he is.

0730 am :me: Where the hell is Cooter?
:everyone else: Probably making a flag.

by wdeafdasg July 28, 2006

Cootercologist

OB/GYN, gynecologist, a nanny doctor.

I accidentally shot up in her so I sent her to the cootercologist to get the MAP.

by Sammy Patrick September 10, 2003

Coothers

Something that is cool or good
(This word is the opposite of the word beethers, meaning really bad, "garbage" or "boo boo")

David: "Yo! I got an A+ on my AP Stat test!!!"

Dhyan: "That's coothers, breh!"

by xbeatxassassinx August 27, 2009

Cooties

To be sexually aroused. In males this usually means getting a boner, and in females wetting of the vaginal area. Can also mean being horny, though this is a less severe condition of cooties.

John: ahhh man that babe just game me cooties!

Jill: oh john stop it you're giving me cooties!

by RandomBlabberer April 23, 2010

cootons

(pronounced like crouton) it's the hard crusties that can be found in a yeast infected vagina.

she doesn't look freshly showered...i bet she has cootons.

by xthexjessx January 8, 2011