cootons

(pronounced like crouton) it's the hard crusties that can be found in a yeast infected vagina.

she doesn't look freshly showered...i bet she has cootons.

by xthexjessx January 8, 2011

stomping cottons

When a heroin addict is sick and can't get any more dope, the last thing they do is stomp out their old cottons to try and get some heroin residue to get the sick off.

I am fucking dope sick as hell, I was stomping cottons and it didn't help.

by K-Mace January 12, 2008

partially hydrogenated cottonseed oil

Street slang for sperm.

Some partially hydrogenated cottonseed oil came out my penis.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 7, 2008

cottonsquad

A group of people with an unbreakable bond. Hangout sessions consist mostly of roasting each other. Laughing at each other, name calling, and embarrassing each other on social media is a must. You’re cocky and everyone probably hates you but it’s definitely a love/hate relationship.

What do you think about cottonsquad?

They’re all assholes but I think they’re kinda funny

by cottonsquad member February 2, 2018

Cottonswab

To take ones dick, rub it with spearm, then cover it with cotton. Then the male fucks someone and eats the cotton. To kinky people this is a turn on.

Man:"I want you bad!"
Female/Male:"But i'm not turned on though."
Man: "How 'bout a Cottonswab?"
Female/Male:"Oh shit! Let's d it right here in public!"

by Taylor2_2 December 3, 2006

coltonsuper

Any person, or kid who thinks they are funny. In reality they aren’t and are highly irrelevant. Most coltonsupers are middle schoolers that enjoy memeing people older than them.

Yo, did you see that coltonsuper trying to be funny?

by Jerry Sanford May 22, 2019

Coltons creeper

When you fist a large girl with both arms then eventually crawl inside them. Someone will alert the authorities but you tell them to back off cause you ain't done with the bitch yet! Then proceed to root around till the job is done.

Man, I did a Coltons creeper on a chick last night and I ruined the inside of my buddy's minivan.

by Scooterfudge October 4, 2021