4 definitions by xthexjessx
by xthexjessx October 25, 2017
verb. combination of idolize and despise. along the same lines as envious. you admire what a person does at the same time you hate what the person does.
I idolspise Rachel Ray. She has an annoying voice and says "e.v.o.o." and "yummo" too much...but damn if she doesn't make some bomb tasty snacks.
by xthexjessx July 27, 2011
a paper towel, napkin, tissue or other disposable article used to wrap the bangin' sandwich you just made in place of using a plate. typically used because you are too lazy to wash dishes or too poor to afford them in the first place.
Jess: "wow i'm making a really good sandwich."
Sherri: "do you want a plate to enjoy your delicious creation of culinary genius from?"
Jess: "no, i'll just wrap it in a sandwich diaper. i'm much too baked to wash dishes tonight."
Sherri: "do you want a plate to enjoy your delicious creation of culinary genius from?"
Jess: "no, i'll just wrap it in a sandwich diaper. i'm much too baked to wash dishes tonight."
by xthexjessx February 20, 2010
by xthexjessx January 8, 2011