clit farmer

Can be spelled with or without a space. Literally, a farmer of clitoris. The term is used as an insult to essentially call someone a whore, but attempting to confuse them at the same time.

Alvaro: Dude, I totally had sex with, like, nine girls this weekend.

Gaylord: Hell yeah bro!

Airyelle (walks by and overhears): You guys are just clit farmers.

by Salty Sausage November 17, 2011

Clit Vulture

The act of a lesbian, usually over 45, stalking a younger lesbian, 18-30, in the hopes of regaining her youth.

Godfuckingdamn, that nasty ass, leatherfaced dyke Deb is at it again! Why can't she stop clit vulturing and let me drink my shirley temple in peace!

Step off, clit vulture, this is my sour puss

That bitch is such a fucking clit vulture, she owns a whole fleet of U-HAUL trucks.

by thefishbin August 31, 2011

clit crit

Informed discussion of sexual partners, practices, variations, anatomy.

We had an extended clit crit session after surfing last Monday.

by philologue October 5, 2011

On Clit

On Clit (pronounced ‘CLEET’)is a phrase which is a way of saying that someone is telling the truth. Similar to another phrase such as "On God." Other common uses are "On my mom," "On my grandma," "On my grandpa," "On gang," etc...

Person 1: I whipped out of that parking lot so fast, spinning the wheel, I 'bout flipped the damn car over. Then the police started following me, and I had to run away.

Person 2: Really?

Person 1: On Clit, bruh."

by COLtheCVNT November 2, 2023

Clit

its a mix of cool and lit

wow that party was so clit !!

by cccooolllcattt77 November 9, 2023

Clit Cloud

An aura enveloping a woman’s clitoris when satisfactorily aroused. Symptoms include but are not limited to small pink and blue clouds covered in sprinkles surrounding a blissfully swollen clitoris.

Becky: Javier had me so horny I could see my clit clouds

by PrincessSprinkle777 January 6, 2024

Clit-rolled

When you roll your toungue so good on a pussy that it vibrates all the way to orgasm and your girl nuts all up in your mouth

Damn baby, you just clit-rolled my nuts off!

by Torso Tom January 7, 2024