cardiofuck

The process of opening a person's chest in some way (examples: Knife, axe, saw, etc.) and then removing their heart through a process of your choosing (example: Cutting it out, Tearing it out, Pulling it out, Chewing it out.) and then proceeding to have sex with the heart, preferrably using the holes in the atrium or ventricles. This can be performed on a living or dead person or other subject that has a heart, including animals.

"The Mortician was sent to prision for cardiofucking over 100 of his female cadavers."

by Thebreadedninja September 29, 2006

candice

a girl who enjoys gold digging and playing men to get to the goods

john : i dated this chick.. all she wanted was sex.
chad: major candice, bro. major. you want some soft pretzel?

by teddieee July 14, 2006

Candice

Preston Andrews mommy

Preston Andrews loves his candice

by Lobolineman75 May 9, 2016

Cadillac

A code name for a girl with a thing for black guys. (Can be an adjective, but is mostly used as a noun)

The whole basketball team rode that Cadillac, man!

by M!K3Y February 23, 2009

candian

a place that wants to be the usa but will never be

wow we just did that now those stupid candians are doing it

by jimbobjoejohn im from the souh May 10, 2003

Spider-Manchurian Candidate

You've seen a radio-active Spider-Man, but you haven't seen a radio-active Spider-Man that's in love with his mother. Sexy.

"Coming to a theater near you, Spider-Manchurian Candidate."

by AnotherJon July 29, 2006

cardist

refers to being sexist or racist against credit cards or any other form of card.

Christine said to Scott..."for everything else there's Mastercard"...Scott replied "stop being cardist!"

by Xx-MakeYouSmile-xX February 18, 2008