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Mexican pube check

When you chop a bunch of jalapeños and then accidentally touch your dick and balls.
Man I accidentally gave myself a Mexican pube check while I was making lunch!
by oltigod June 18, 2022
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A Good Feeling That Is Followed By a Reality Check

When you feel AMAZING because you finally got a word published in the Urban Dictionary, but that quickly fades because you realize your a 24 year old who has no job or money, who still live with his parents, and who is still in the 9th Grade because you can't pass Freshman English. Now you feel depressed.
You: BRO,BRO,BRO. Check this out, i got something published in the Urban Dictionary.
Friend:How long has that taken you?
You:*depressed*15 years.
Friend:How long has it taken you to pass English?
*A Good Feeling That Is Followed By a Reality Check.*
*you burst out in tears and start strangling your friend*
by nb.Harris4 December 7, 2018
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nut check

1) A violent slap, punch, or kick to the pubic area that causes extreme pain and usually results in spontaneous ejaculation without arousal.

2) Checking a fine bitch you meet at the club to make sure she ain't a man. Also accompanies an Adam's Apple check.
1) That bitch stole my girl so I nutchecked his punk ass.

2) when I nut checked that ho I met at the club I felt some nuts so I shot her fuck ass.
by umean2tellme January 4, 2004
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welfare check

can you say''free money''
bill-were did u get money for thos j's

tyrone-from my welfare check bitch
by ray ray flores December 28, 2006
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Stimulus check

A pathetic amount of money that has little to no use.
I checked under the couch cushions for enough money to buy a popsicle but I only found a stimulus check.
by Fattestskinnykid December 21, 2020
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Bone Check

1>when you check your supposively boneless chicken for bones by stabbing it repeatedly with a knife

2>when one football player hits another really hard
1> Ryan (staring at his chicken) "Bone check mother fucker bone check"

2> LT just bone checked Theisman
by KDoss August 24, 2005
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book check

1) In school hallways, someone pushes your books to the ground, calling a "BOOK CHECK"

2) When you drop a book.
"Stephanie just gave Russell a Book Check!"
by Steph and Russ January 9, 2008
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