jessie biscuit

jessie biscuit refers to the way a woman holds her hand bag, primarily the bag should be of the short handled type and is held by one arm near the crux of the elbow with the arm and forearm pointing in the general direction of travel. It can also refer to a man holding a bag, for example a laptop bag, again held by one arm through the handles near the elbow.
This term is used in Glasgow, Scotland and was first uttered in the town of Castlemilk.

Look at wee jessie biscuit coming with her bag.
Mike looks a right wee Jessie Biscuit with that bag on his arm.

jessie biscuit by ScottishEgit June 12, 2018

A Bishop

To go to a place with the intention and expectation to do something. Then doing something completely different that has little to no correlation to the original task and then complaining when it doesn't work out.

"He's gone and done a bishop."
"I'm just gonna do a bishop."

A Bishop by TheBaldPolish December 5, 2018

slit biscuit

Slit biscuit is another term for vagina

Hey Bae yo can I come thru and hit that slit biscuit.

slit biscuit by geebz23 October 24, 2019

Groovy biscuit 

A very tasty biscuit that masons enjoy . Normally in a lunch box the groovy biscuit is from Aldi or other British super markets.
The biscuit is a chocolate biscuit with caramel in the middle and little smartie like things on top .

Alfie:hey mason what you eating there.
Mason:my groovy biscuit

Groovy biscuit by Masons mum November 17, 2019

Boberry biscuit

A big ass biscuit that looks like your girlfriend. One touch of this biscuit will make you skeet your pants

Thats y u built like a Boberry biscuit

Boberry biscuit by Cooper is wierd December 10, 2019

Spinal Biscuit 

A sex position often involving the male bending the female backwards until her vertebrae, under the stress of being bent so far back, snaps forward a piece of vertebrae out of the females mouth. After said vertebrae is out, the man will bend it in a biscuit shape and put it over her vagina and then eating her out.

"Dude I'm so fucking full after having Spinal Biscuit for breakfast." - bro 1
"Really??? I thought that was illegal in the state of Washington!" - bro 2

Spinal Biscuit by That other different other guy April 24, 2020

turn a biscuit 

kicking someone's ass

"Don't make me turn a biscuit on your bitch ass."

turn a biscuit by MarquisDMustache April 8, 2010