An occurrence that happens when a male is having vaginal intercourse (usually in bed) and falls asleep with the penis still inserted. The male wakes up to find his flaccid penis soggy and curved, with a gray tint to it - resembling a banana.
Male 1: Dude! Michelle and I were soo tired last night!
Male 2: Did you fuck her?
Male 1: Yeah, but I woke up with a gray banana dude!
Male 2: Did you fuck her?
Male 1: Yeah, but I woke up with a gray banana dude!
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by I'mNotGoth May 30, 2016
Get the Banana Hammock mug.An oddly hard banana. Really hard. The longer they are the harder they are. From personal experience.
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Jack: I heard you smashed Katy last week, how was that bro?
Rob: It was aight but she made me ditch banana.
Rob: It was aight but she made me ditch banana.
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Get the ditch banana mug.The after effects of when a female dips her male companion's penis in caramel. Once hardened, the caramel becomes a condom for sexual use. Often used during fall time when there is leftover caramel from making candied apples.
Did you hear Bob and Cindy made Candied Bananas? After they fucked, ants crawled all over Cindy's vagina due to the friction, coupled with the high temperature of the vagina lining, melting the caramel inside her.
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