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Angel Topper

A person, particularly a man, who is so far in the closet that he sits somewhere between a goodwill donation bag and your Grandma’s old Christmas decorations.
He claims to be straight, but he’s definitely and Angel Topper.
by A. S. Murray April 26, 2023
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angel in a man’s body

A compliment you might pay to a partner or a colleague who rescues you from the consequences of something you were not able to do on your own, especially when you were in serious need of their assistance.
I have been recuperating from surgery now for three weeks and my husband has most definitely been like an angel in a man’s body!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2023
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Angel Devil

Best person ever.
Character from "Chainsaw Man" manga/anime series.

HIS* ability is to steal your lifespan. For example, 18 minutes of direct contact with HIM* could Kill you.

Loves Ice cream and hates fighting.
(he's just so cute god fucking damnit)
Aki: I can still tap dat angel bussy even if it costs me my lifespan.

Angel Devil: bro, wtf?
Aki: One time I touched your hand for 3 second, that took away 6 months of my lifespan, so 10 seconds won't even be a problem if I'm gonna penetrate that thicc ass of yours
Angel devil: you confuse and frighten me, Aki.
by nickø. August 31, 2023
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analectual

analectual
/ˈeɪn(ə)ˈlɛktʃʊəl/

𝘢𝘥𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦
of, or relating to intellect that comes from or is situated near the anus: "the analectual point of view"

𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯
a person displaying or possessing an elevated degree of analect.

𝘱𝘴𝘺𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘺𝘴𝘪𝘴
(in Freudian theory) relating to or denoting a stage of psychosexual development in which defecation is the major source of knowledge and the anus is the center of all learning.
The plain and simple fact is that an analectual does nothing more than talk shit - usually the shit that is fast-tracked from their's or someone else's ass.
by Ms. Unformation September 19, 2023
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Cardian Angel

like: Guardian Angel. Is the car driving infront of you in bad weather that helps you stay on the road and find your way safely.
It was snowing so hard, I could not see the road, but I followed my Cardian Angel safely to a truck stop.
by kevinjanko January 26, 2010
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Flint Angel

A woman from any less-than-reputable inner city area that does not partake in sexual intercourse, drug use, or anz illegal activity.
Gangster 1: Yo man, you hear bout stephanie?
Gangster 2: Aw yeah man, she's one of them Damn Flint Angels
by Joesophtheblackguyraper445 February 11, 2012
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Gut Angel

A variation on the Cleveland Steamer, in which you defecate on your partners stomach, and afterwards toilet paper is used to give the turd the appearance of wings.
My partner asked me for a Cleveland Steamer, but being a good church going individual, I compromised with a gut angel instead.
by Loving Brian August 11, 2012
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