work da sheets

A term used for "having sex".

Pimp: So when do we work da sheets sexy?

Gurl: Do I look like I'm for sale? Didn't yo momma teach you any manners? Look at you stand'n there like a Puff-Daddy wanna-be!!

by unknowndawg February 3, 2004

Work

what you're avoiding right now

I have work to do, but f*ck it, Urban Dictionary is more entertaining anyway.

by partyrockstar222 August 12, 2016

Work Family

n. A concept perpetuated by the managerial class and employers to describe work colleagues as family. The purpose of this oxymoronic notion is to discourage employee relationships outside work so that the manager can continue to prosper at the expense of employees.

Beth, please don’t go home until 7:30 pm, your work family needs you.

Bill keeps trying to plan a Christmas party at his house for the “work family” but we have, like, a real family

by Jon Snow Lives July 27, 2019

charity work

selling more than $4 worth of piss at a lemonade stand

"i did some charity work last weekend and nobody notcied"

by ruff April 29, 2004

Faux-Worker

A co-worker who acts very friendly toward other co-workers but secretly hates them.

Judy's faux-worker Kristi invited her to dinner even though she hopes she won't accept the inviation.

by Marcus Tucker June 28, 2008

wrist work

To put in work (get that money bitch!)

I been wrist working

by Purple shinobi June 10, 2017

a real piece of work

a person who is complicated or precarious, like a three-legged stool with only two legs, or has too many issues

That person is hard to relate to; s/he is a real piece of work.

by Frank A. Lingua July 23, 2016