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United States of Canada

A joke that some Democrats tell about their states joining more liberal nations. In reality it would be stupid for Democrats to give up all control of the most powerful nation in the world, and it would be years before voter trends in "Jesusland" would allow even a single blue state to exist.

But alas this joke is taken seriously by young Democrats who have never had a taste of defeat in politics, or just are too stupid to understand the difference between a joke and a demand.

Had the Republicans lost I don't doubt the young among them would seriously think about abandoning California as a state.
We lost the election! Now we're gonna secede!
by Dan January 29, 2005
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united states

To someone living in Canada, North Mexico.
Oh look honey, some skinny-bacon loving North Mexicans from Indiana.
by spot August 23, 2006
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United States

Best place in the world. Largest Army, best economy, 3rd most land mass, most diverse. We have Mountans, rivers, streams, city, towns, beaches, mexican people, canadien people, german people, Irish people, australien people, british people, etc. We've invented electricity, light bulbs, airplanes, automobiles, south park, the simpsons, family guy, the list goes on

And for the record, we may have had slaves, but Britian had zoos with africans in it.
by Spikesy July 9, 2006
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President of the United States of America

Ignorant man: ''The President of the United States of America is going to give a speech, we must all gather around and watch... shhhh shhh!!''

Cynic:<Arnold slaps ignorant man>: ''WAKE THE FUCK UP!!''
by TruthHurts187 March 30, 2013
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E-Unit

Notorious Irish street gang with mystical connotations. Active chapters on the northsides of Dubliin and Cork Respectively.
Here come those e-unit kids!
by Ev654 May 23, 2006
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g unit

1. Rap group produced by Eminem and Dr. Dre, started by rapper 50 Cent.

2. Phrase used to confirm, beyond any shadow of a doubt, you are suburban and don't listen to any true rap.

3. Taunt used by white kids to tease other white kids that try to act "black" whether they be urban or suburban.
1. "Hey Jeremy. I heard there's a new G-Unit albulm."

2. "Yo! G-G-G-G-G UNIT!"

3. "Hey Caleb! You're a wigger! G-G-G-G-G Unit!"
by Jamie Ray April 23, 2006
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Manchester United

One of the most over-rated football clubs in the whole of the United Kingdom, and, let's face it - one of the worst.

The fans brag and gloat over every single victory, especially at a derby match with their rival team, Manchester City. Every single goal they score leads them to believe they are winning, even if they have a low score of, let's say, 6-1. If you are ever near a United fanatic, beware of the screaming, yelling and the fucking annoying cheers that will come soon after a goal.

The fans are majorly based in London, and minorly in Manchester itself. Not that the stadium is actually in Manchester, of course.

Also, a lot of the players are simply arsehole cheats, and I don't just mean on the field.

They may be one of the most famous, but they're also one of the most shitest. Even a rat wouldn't support a team as bad as them.
Person A: You know my mate, Stan?
Person B: Aye?
A: He's a Manchester United fan.
B: What a delusional prick.
by iamtehawesumness January 8, 2012
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