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pirate smoker

Blair and Phillip when they tag team and possibly anyone except Bryce
see above
by Phillip December 4, 2003
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Cracker Smacker

A white Heroin dealer (can sell other stuff to), usualy gets stuf stolen form him and is a real bich to everyone, even his mom.
That kid just ripped me off again, fuck that cracker smacker.
by Space Turtle November 5, 2008
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pork smoker

miles> up for some pork later? ;D
gideon> im not allowed pork ;(
miles> not even to smoke? ;O
by homer April 6, 2003
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Instead of two in the pink on in the stink its two in the stink one in the pink
He gott her wit the supriser o shit son
by Jsupernugz February 3, 2003
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irish shocker

The Irish shocker is a difficult sex position that only the skilled can do. The things you will need are listed below.

1.) A female ginger (Red head)

2.) A cucumber

3.) A cup of strawberry lube
4.) A pint of beer
5.) For the final step a 9V. Battery.

Now in order to perform this hard task all things must be done in a certain order. Find a female ginger, have her drink the cup of lube (it's safe, it says strawberry flavor right?) give it an hour to sit. Then you lay her on doggy style, don't get your hopes up your not getting lucky yet, you grab the cucumber from your back pocket and stick it up her bum hole aggressively to fluffin her ginger soul. (Best result for tight soul hole.) Here comes the next step. Have her stand with cucumber still in her butt hole, get in reverse cowgirl and before she puts it in stick the 9V. Battery in. Gently push the battery in with the tip until it can not be retrieved. Leave both in until she cums. Once she cums she shall be shocked, and the cucumber shall be cooked. Eat the cucumber and drink your beer after the great feat you accomplished.
"Jessica's ginger ass under cooked my cucumber after all the effort of the Irish shocker"
by Irish daddy love May 23, 2016
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shocker your life

knowing the outcome of something or an issue.
shocker your life, black people would be eating FRIED CHICKEN!
by bryan, chelsea, carrie August 18, 2008
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Smoker's Deal

Smoker's Deal is a term used when you get an unbelievable bargain for something. Smoker's Deal is something that a crack head would offer you on a product/service at a super low rate.
"Hey man I'll sell you this 52' inch flat screen for 20 bucks!".... "Damn that's a smoker's deal right there!"
by KCHyphy December 9, 2008
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