homer's definitions

zohaib

There was once a legend of some kind of super noob. A mythical creature called zohaib. The deadliest noob in the world, zohaib noobed countless people.

1. OOHHH, you got zohaibed!!
2. Zohaib killed you in counterstrike!, you're the biggest NOOB EVER!!!

by Homer March 26, 2005

shilock

A jewish pawn broker, desparate to make money. willing to go to far lengths for short sighted monetary success. no sanctaty in his trade, willing to sell his mother

that shilock damn near got my arm for that that watch

by Homer February 5, 2005

mac's

Cliftons phinest phood

mac's is the shit, we had it bad for munchies and cottonmouth and had-a goto
macs for sum a-dat whoop ass Zaaaaa.
Be some thick ass shit, filt me up.

by homer January 15, 2005

Roll

Stating your philosophical stance on a situation with a affirmative predisposition.

That's how I roll.
i.e.-Jack black kicking Will Ferrel's dog over the bridge after Ferrel ruined Black's motorcycle, then stating to Ferrel, "thats how I roll".

"you aint got my cash, I'll bust a cap in your ass. Yeah nigga, thats how I roll."

by Homer November 22, 2004

kujan

To achieve musical excellence

I thought his set was gonna be rubbish but man did he Kujan it!

by Homer November 20, 2004

Fandango

A catchall for words that one doesn't know how to spell. Interchangeable with hobocamp.

"Um, Jerri, what does V-I-C-T-O-R-Y spell?"

"Fandango...? No, hobocamp. Hobocamp!"

by Homer April 23, 2004

hobocamp

A catchall for words that one doesn't know how to spell. Interchangeable with fandango.

"Um, Jerri, what does V-I-C-T-O-R-Y spell?"

"Fandango...? No, hobocamp. Hobocamp!"

by Homer April 23, 2004