Defrag

the DEFRAGMENTOR
aka excuses

Defrag> WTF? shit my brother been using the pc, and moved my keyboard 1cm to the left, fuckin mousemat in a different place and now my aim is like (1)player

by homer April 06, 2003

zohaib

There was once a legend of some kind of super noob. A mythical creature called zohaib. The deadliest noob in the world, zohaib noobed countless people.

1. OOHHH, you got zohaibed!!
2. Zohaib killed you in counterstrike!, you're the biggest NOOB EVER!!!

by Homer March 26, 2005

Trulove

When both girlfriends don't mind doing me at the same time!

Julie and her sister!

by Homer November 10, 2003

SLR5000

It is the best car

It goes fast

by Homer July 29, 2003

Catsmeow

A pussy liquor (pussy licker)

A liquor that smells and tastes like a clean, sweet, young, hot, wet, woman/girl. (check local statutes for legal age.)

by Homer November 10, 2003

Fandango

A catchall for words that one doesn't know how to spell. Interchangeable with hobocamp.

"Um, Jerri, what does V-I-C-T-O-R-Y spell?"

"Fandango...? No, hobocamp. Hobocamp!"

by Homer April 23, 2004

shilock

A jewish pawn broker, desparate to make money. willing to go to far lengths for short sighted monetary success. no sanctaty in his trade, willing to sell his mother

that shilock damn near got my arm for that that watch

by Homer February 05, 2005