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The Oven Mitt

When a man, instead of fingering a girl using the schocker or a little two-finger action, using all four fingers and putting the thumb in the asshole. This makes the form of a mitten, or "oven mitt"
Johan: Dude, I gave her the oven mitt!!!
Hans: BOSS!!!
by ovenmitter December 22, 2008
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new york minute

by Rhonda Gardner September 26, 2004
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hot minute

term used to describe a 'shortish' period of time, but not literally 60 seconds.
Woman: C'mon we have to go!
Man: Just give us a/one hot minute to finish this
by WillBill July 31, 2007
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Catchers Mitt

A catchers mitt is when you place a wad of toilet paper or other absorbent material in your hand to catch an out of control ejaculation.
Sam: Dammit Daniel I had to clean the the t.v screen after I got done jerking off last night.

Daniel: Your fault you wouldn't have shot your load all over the screen if you would've had your catchers mitt handy
by Sketch2825 February 19, 2010
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99 minutes

to be a troll without having to speak a word.
S@#$ man, 99 minutes is in the channel.
How do you know?
He is in game following me talking about what you were saying!!!
by ciccarello April 6, 2010
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new york minute

A very short unit of time. Analogous to about a day in one of those flat, boring, rural states in the middle of the country.
"Dude, you better move fast, that shit is gonna get snapped up in a New York minute."
by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003
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New York Minute

an imaginary amount of time refering to how fast people from new york city (not new york state) do things. the time differences of new york city and the rest of the world is the reason an average yorkie can't survive outside their city for more than 4 days.
yorkie: i went to freakin' colorado and it took this jackass 20 minutes to charge the sweater i bought! you know i'm used to things being done in a new york minute, i can't stand that crap!
by Denia May 11, 2006
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