Long Island Steamer

the response of an feminist woman, who refuses to be shat upon, to an attempted Boston Steamer (or Boston Pancake): she straps him to the bed and defecates all over his face, causing him to suffocate and die, his corpse buried under a heap of shit.

Don't fuck around with Madeline or she'll plant a Long Island Steamer on you, bi-otch!

by You aint shit, honey! May 25, 2006

Long Rifle; No Primer

A friend that has unique problems with women. It is taken from the .22 long rifle rim fire, which is notorious for being in accurate and destroying itself after firing once.

Posk has three women to deal with but he is crushing himself. Total long rifle; no primer!

by spartyon2012 January 4, 2011

Long Changed

When you receive more money from a transaction than you expected.

That girl at Kroger long changed me. I expected 5.50 and I got 7 bucks back!

by Fuzzy Dunlap January 12, 2011

Long Bobby

During the act of eating ass, you spread your partners butt cheeks so the butthole is visible which is then followed by dropping a steamer in between the two cheeks. You then continue to eat the ass with the steamer present. As this goes on, you reach your hand around the the mouth and finger her mouth until she vomits.

Carl: Hey Steve! Did you hear about Billy this weekend?
Steve: Nah what happened?
Carl: He gave his girl the long bobby!

by Whitneyisfuego69 May 12, 2015

long island vagina

An overly used, tan, loud and dried out vagina. Styled with large amounts of glitter,make up and long dark hair.

I brought this girl back from the hofstra bars and she had a Long Island vagina. Im going to bring her to Sunday dinner in massapequa with ma.

by McGoo31 March 17, 2016

long slong

Baes long/big dick

Damn bae you have a long slong

by poe.pok September 16, 2016

long dong silva

The man with the longest dick in the world.

Jack:"Whoa, did you here of long dong silva? He has like a 1m long dick.!
Michael:"Man that's long. But i still don't understand how he masturbates. Wouldn't he die of the bloodpressure in his dick?"
Jack:"That's a good question. I think he didn't even try to. He knows what would happen."

by Holly Grale August 18, 2016