Definitions by McGoo31
long island vagina
An overly used, tan, loud and dried out vagina. Styled with large amounts of glitter,make up and long dark hair.
I brought this girl back from the hofstra bars and she had a Long Island vagina. Im going to bring her to Sunday dinner in massapequa with ma.
long island vagina by McGoo31 March 17, 2016
Stanky Gobbler
The act of a Stanky Gobbler is when you punch someone in the chest causing a loss of breath. Then fart in their mouth and twist the victims nuts. Causing them to screech in a gasping, horrible smelling turkey call.
Stanky Gobbler by McGoo31 December 11, 2013