Johanna

The most loyal person you can meet, she’s very funny, attractive and she would make you laugh at any moment. But has trust issues. She may be rlly hurting on the inside but she will always find out how to make you happy. Johanna is very mysterious and trustful. Please get a friend/gf named Johanna cuz she will be the best you will ever have.

That girl in your class, has a smile that lights up the entire room
That girl in your class, seemingly has amazing friends

That girl in your class, doesn’t remember the last time she didn’t cry

But hey johanna smiles so she’s okay...
Right?

by Depressed af January 12, 2019

Scarlett Johansson

The most mommiest of mommies . Like she could kill me then resurrect me then kill me again . Like just hand in marriage already .

“ Scarlett Johansson is hot “

by Penishater2.0 April 3, 2021

Johaira

Someone who is named Johaira is someone who is capable of being a leader and very organised. Someone who is possibly Spanish or Filipino or Asian but anyone could be named that. Someone who is a strong christian and true faith in God,love performing and has many talents, feminine, capable of being a good friend to everyone and makes friends easily, A little mischievous but managed to be really intelligent, beautiful, adorable and unique.

Ariel- "Hey, who is that girl over there?"

Regina- "Oh, thats my sister Johaira"

Ariel- "She's ur sister?"

Regina- "Yep."

by Noah_W June 13, 2013

joergified

To create or enhance any ballistic platform, and show it's features. Comes from popular Youtube channel JoergSprave.

Man 1: "Dude, how does that recurve bow have a box magazine?"
Man 2: "Oh, I joergified it."

by It's_Falcon August 7, 2019

Joseph Desaulniers

the hunter in identity v that literally has no rights because of how attractive they made him and i know that his looks were made to be like that intentionally. the devs clearly have a favorite.

Man A: You know, I hope we don't get Joseph Desaulniers as the hunter for this round.
Man B: Yeah, me too. He's so strong. It's gonna be a hard match if we got em.
Joseph: i'm boutta ruin this whole man's career.

by servynx September 9, 2019

Jotaro Kujo

A highschooler with a purple screamy ghost that is capable to kill 122 year olds vampires from britian and can stop a time travelling cat prick.

'Hey did you see jotaro kujo kill dio brando?'

by bootymuncher3626 August 6, 2020

John Mulaney Syndrome

Someone who has gay vibes, but isn’t actually gay

Nah, he just has John Mulaney Syndrome.

by Absolute twat September 25, 2020