jesus and pals 

A group of super heroes with Jesus at the front. They are noted for defeating the Giant Satin Frog of Satan who had plagued the world for millions of years.

Matthew: OMG did you see jesus and pals on the news last night?

Josiah: Hellz yes I did they were freaking amazing

jesus and pals by KillerGardevoir May 19, 2008

Jesus Sandals 

Gladiator sandals that go up to the ankle, usually made of leather, but other materials are also acceptable. This sandals are generally regarded as awesome.

Those are awesome Jesus sandals.

Jesus Sandals by iloveharrypotterWhodoesn't? December 30, 2010

Jesus Christ 

Who Bill Cosby thought he was from ages 7-15

"It was because of my father that from the ages of seven to fifteen, I thought that my name was Jesus Christ and my brother, Russell, thought that his name was Dammit. 'Dammit, will you stop all that noise?' And, 'Jesus Christ, sit down!' One day, I'm out playing in the rain, and my father yelled, 'Dammit will you get back in here!' I said, 'Dad, I'm Jesus Christ!'"

--Bill Cosby

Jesus Christ by JBurton31 April 15, 2010

Jesus crispy 

1.) n. Someone who has heard so much Jesus talk in their life their brain has fried.

2.) n. A hardcore member of the largest bloodiest gang ever to roam the Earth. Easily identifiable by the presence of either or both of to gang signs, the Jesus Fish, or the Holy Cross.

1.) Hey did you watch Borat? Man their were some Jesus Crispies on that movie.

2.) Person 1. Dude, please tell me you didnt give that guy the finger, he has a Jesus Fish on his car!!

Person 2. What!! a Jesus crispy, oh shit here he comes, Im sorry man, I didnt see the fish.

Jesus crispy by Nick Lance November 21, 2006

Jesus take the wheel 

When things are so hard to understand that all you can do is call forth Jesus.

Person1: Did you hear Keri is still a hoe.

Person2: After she apparently found the Lord?

Person1: Yes.

Person2: Oh Jesus take the wheel!!

Jesus take the wheel by GxLuci October 29, 2014

jesus H. christ 

Almost 50 years ago, I worked in an operating room. One of the doctors always swore Jesus H. Christ. When asked what the "H" stood for, he answered, "For Hallmark, for those who care to send the very best."

Jesus H. Christ, are you stupid or what?

jesus H. christ by devi700 August 11, 2017

Jesus Buttfucking Christ 

an exclamation one shouts when frustrated, surprised, or overwhelmed.

Jesus Buttfucking Christ! I just stepped in a pile of dog shit!

Jesus Buttfucking Christ by shorttripp June 29, 2010