Hood Minute

A situation that went badly in a quick manner.

"That shit went sideways in a hood minute"

by avalos768 August 17, 2016

hood lick

When you lick your finger and drag it along your car's hood to see how clean it is

Man, I totally hood licked my car the other day! It was absolutely shiny.

by SoloSoul September 25, 2018

Hood asf

Is slang for a wanna be idiot, a thug with no future, and or a slut that will sleep with anyone , deals and uses drugs.

Damn fool you hood asf with them food stamps and ho s.

by M5twntd May 9, 2019

Matt hood

A stupid fucking jewish nigger faggot who nobody likes and thinks hes better that everyone and is a fucking leach

Dude matt hoods a faggot

by Bigblackcock999 May 18, 2019

Hood Pope

A respected veteran of the streets in which he "comes up", the Hood Pope seeks to preserve the unity of the residents of said hood and the sanctity of said hood. He achieves this by adhering to a strict moral and ethical code, which includes great attention to the physical and mental welfare of all those in the hood, with disregard to those persons' socioeconomic status or personal ties. The Hood Pope's devotion to said hood is unrivaled and he asks residents for loyalty not to himself, but to their hood. While not a deity or a head of state, the Hood Pope, along with King Smoke, The Rat Prince, and others, form the Council of the Streets.

Jonathan BM is a Young Trap & Officially Ordained Hood Pope.

The Hood Pope is here to oversee the treaty between the gangs.

by 360steezy October 7, 2018

rusty hood

The act of receiving fellatio on a public bathroom while your anal sphincter is in close contact with the rusty drain that's totally in every bathroom.

Me: yo Brian did you get any ass last night?
Brian: hell yeah dude that bitch gave me a rusty hood!

by Alex Butthole November 25, 2013

hood bowl

It's when different gang members of opposing gangs all get together and play football against each other instead of shooting each other.

gangster 1 "hey man you goin' to dat hood bowl??" " it's gonna be tree top pirus vs 52 Hoover crips"

Gangster 2 " yea ima b there, I'm Rollin with the crips"

by Krod85 January 23, 2014