Fucked the Cat

Synonymous with "Screwed the Pooch" meaning one really messed something up

Damn, you really fucked the cat on that one

by KolbyBryan November 27, 2019

fucked up love

It's when you have had a rough life and everyone you have ever loved turned against you or left you. Once this happens its hard for someone to gain your love, trust. But then you find the perfect guy. You become close with them and begin to trust them. They trust you back. You start to truly love them but they don't love you like that. They see you as a sister. You continue to talk to them even though they don't realize how much you need them. And then they come to you with advice on how they get there perfect girl who they connect with. And you help them get them even though your the one who would be perfect. You eventually become a third wheel and sit in pain everyday because he is dating someone else and you just love him. The thing is you can't tell him because you don't want to mess up what you and him have with is friendship.

girl one:DAMN did you see Alison and him they would have been so cute.

girl two: yeah but he likes someone else, but Alison is in love with him
Alison: i wish he loved me back
girl one: this is fucked up love

by Alison.A December 21, 2019

fuckdemic

when a global pandemic is hit with a murder wasp, solar shutdown, the largest sandstorm to ever cross the atlantic, the highest coronavirus death rate in the world, the awakening of the knee on the neck of all people of color systemically, financially and economically, while leadership follows an "empty wagon".

How’re you handling this fuckdemic?

Wow, you think we're going to survive this fuckdemic?

Screw the pandemic, we've officially hit fuckdemic status.

by kyju June 23, 2020

Fucked The Cat

When you make a horrible mistake that could cost both you and your cat your life.

I fucked the cat last night when I was walking with my cat down a dark ally and suddenly Karen sprang out of the bushes with a tazer and a dog named Foo Foo.

by Yam Iandu September 5, 2020

Ficklefackle

A word for people who don’t wanna say “Fuck”

Man 1: oh ficklefackle! I dropped my ice cream

Man 2: JUST SAY FUCK

by Mpants2k October 6, 2020

Fucked the pumpkin

To socially embarrass oneself by doing something stupid - usually resulting from drunkenness.

Wow, Greg really fucked the pumpkin that time!

by Gords Gone Wild October 25, 2020

Fucke'm-and-Suckem'

When somebody does you dirty and there's no fixin' it.
Fuck'em n Suckem

I was talking to my boss and he told me that if I want to keep my job I'd have to fire all the other employees and that is have to do all their work...
And said to him....
Fucke'm-and-Suckem'

by SuckMasterFlash June 29, 2021