fuzzy fred flintstone 

When you are going down on a woman who hasn't had sex for a while. As a result, her v jay jay is filled with cobwebs, giving a fuzzy appearance. This fuzziness can cause your dick to be tickled often causing you to yell out "yabba-dabba-doo" like Fred Flintstone. First referenced in an obscure European film from the 1970's.

Tim- "Dude, how was that fuzzy fred flintstone last night?"

Bobby- "It felt like I was fucking a wookie."

fuzzy fred flintstone by pirate c dog May 7, 2010

folding freddy 

During sex, you put your dick under her titties back and forth.

Man, John really gave Nicole a really nice folding freddy last night.

folding freddy by Johnathan Reyes April 21, 2017

will fiedler 

A player with the ladies and can not possibly keep a girlfriend for more than a week.

Will fiedler is such a ladies man

will fiedler by cowboy7.5 January 20, 2018

olten fredd 

Molten Freddy in a trend

Micheal (Molten's boyfriend) did not know who is olten fredd

olten fredd by Sophia_Cutie19 June 14, 2021

pave fred 

Pave fred is the most godly being that has ever existed and that ever will exist. Pave Fred has a range of different extraordinary abilities. If you get blessed by Pave Fred you will become temporarily immortal, lasting anywhere from a few minutes to several decades depending on what Pave Fred deems necessary. He also has the incredible ability to become invisible to most teachers. Nobody knows how this ability evolved, not even Pave Fred himself. Not to mention, many philosophers have tried to find a reasoning behind this strange phenomenon, however most of them have ended up quiting their career as philosophers. As they didn’t want their family name to be associated with a philosopher wh couldn’t even make a theory. Many people speculate however, that Pave Fred is an anxient God who has taken the form of a human. Because even tho it is apparent that he has godly abilities, nobody really knows who or what he is. Only Pave Fred’s inner circle is informed of Pave Fred’s personal agenda. He is also regarded as the most attractive skinbag to ever be seen by human eyes.

Pave Fred once saved me from Ligma, I owe him a great deal
I was once blessed by Pave Fred, the next day i was hit by a train and the train split in half!

pave fred by Gnomesareimposters May 25, 2022

alaskan chinese firedragon

The act of taking a small drill, putting a dildo on the end, lace it with lubed up Pop Rocks, and violently doing vaginal.

The Pop Rocks will explode in her pussy, simulating a dragon spewing fire. Best done on the Chinese Year of the Rooster. Best done with sparklers on a vibrator attached to the titties, while screaming violently in Chinese with a dragon mask, fully butt-naked.

Boy, my pussy is really sore after that Alaskan Chinese Firedragon.

I was really into the Alaskan Chinese Firedragon, until he unmistakably called me a nigger in Chinese.

alaskan chinese firedragon by Cunt Destroying Splooge Cannon January 4, 2018

Alabama firedragon 

When a man is receiving oral sex and just as he is ejaculating tells the woman something shocking like "I have herpes." The woman chokes, forcing the semen through her nostrils. (Kind of like laughing while drinking milk). This can also be known as an Alaskan firedragon

I gave my girlfriend an Alabama firedragon last night, but she dumped me.

Alabama firedragon by Big Poppa tha Cracka June 29, 2009