Deckermushita

The stylistic and wealthy art of giving your partner three Dutch ovens, followed immediately by taking a Cleveland steamer in your partner's eyes, and squishing the shit back and forth, up and down between his/her eyelids.

Not to be confused with the Japanese term "Dekimashita", which means "Finished". "Deckermushita" is pronounced Deh-ker-mush-tuh.

Bro 1: Dude, I gave your mom fourteen deckermushitas last wednesday.

Bro 2: FUCK, HOW DO YOU HAVE THAT MUCH SHIT?

by GaveYerMomADeckermushita June 7, 2011

Top-deck

The honorable act of finishing (cumming) in someone of the other sex's hair. Usually accompanied by the scream "You're about to get top-decked bitch"

Ruby: I let Steve top-deck me last night
Jewel: You freaky bitch

by Slap and tickle with the lads November 28, 2016

Top Deck

Half head of dark coloured hair with light coloured hair on the top. Half and Half hair colour.

Many hairdressers wear their hair like this, dark underneath and blonde on top.

Reminiscient of a block of top deck!!

by DidiLeesh June 30, 2011

Makenna Danielle Deckert

She is the most amazing and Beautiful girl in the entire world, no universe. She is kind, loving, caring, and absolutely the best any man could ever want. She can be very self conscious but knows deep inside she is beautiful. She always stays faithful to her man. She loves him very much. dont mess with her boy or she will mess you up.

Makenna Danielle Deckert is beautiful.

by keeplovinyou November 29, 2011

decked out

to be excited about seeing someone, doing something, etc. or to not be excited.

i was so decked out to see my ex!!!
i wasnt decked out when i found out we had to do a drug test.

by alysserson June 10, 2007

on deck

An adjective to describe an attractive person.

Refers to the on deck status in baseball, namely being a person who is very much "ready to go."

Did you see that girl? She was ON DECK!

by Mediocrates May 19, 2004

it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic

A phrase used to describe a situation that is:

a) almost near impossible
b) awkward/tricky
c) difficult

Stemming from the movie, Titanic, where shuffling deck chairs on the sinking ship would have been tricky.

Teacher: I'm trying to get my students to quieten down...it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic.

by Briollette August 29, 2006