The dramatic meltdown a man has when the one woman he actually liked leaves his seven person rotation, sending him sulking in sadness, FULL HEARTBREAK-TRAP MODE, and long cinematic stares into space like he's suddenly the lead in a music video about consequences.
“He went from roster king to Cry Captain overnight with a drink in hand, staring at her live stream hoping she might text him back.”
by Noth3r2 February 16, 2026
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