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Cocoon

When someone is at a party and they pass out, then everyone else ejaculates on them. Then when they wake up in the morning, they have to break out of their cocoon.
We totally cocooned that pledge last night, bro!
by Hellsa House November 1, 2008
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Coconut

1. n. Used in accordance with someone who is Indian, Goan, Maylay, Sri Lankan, etc, when they are born in Canada or USA and they are assimilated to the latters culture.

2. n. Someone Indian Goan, Maylay, Srilankan, etc, that is crazy. They are coco (brown) and a nut (crazy). They are brown, and crazy. For whatever reason.
1. Jephtinder didn't believe it until she went to the Green Day rock concert. She had never seen so many Coconut(s) in one place in her life.

2. Today we saw this baby blue volvo at a car show with mercedes headlights this audi a4 bumper. It was weird. The guy driving it was a coconut.
by CoconutColin June 28, 2005
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Cocoon

Babarney didid yoyou shshoot ththat cocoon ?
by Babastardo June 21, 2008
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Put the Lime in the Coconut

To smoke marijuana
Put the Lime in the Coconut
"Dude lets put the lime in the coconut and watch Shrek 3-D
by Joe November 22, 2004
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Cocoa Cum

The semen of a Negro.
"Calvin bragged that once a bitch had tasted his cocoa cum, she would never want whitey's love juice again."
by der Alte Fritz July 29, 2006
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dirty coconut

a racial term used to describe a person of hawaiian decent, due to the large number of coconuts in hawaii
lupin the third called him a dirty coconut!!!!!!!!
by usmarine101 May 2, 2006
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Coconut Custard

A secret sexual fetish invented by the Masons that was used for them to be able to pass ideas to each other under the noses of the Catholic church.

It involves jizzing on a table, flattening the jizz out in a perpendicular bar, then shitting on said jizz, flattening that out so it looks like a chocolate bar, and wrapping it inside a Gertrude-Hawks chocolate factory package. (Kind of like a Boston Pancake except this one actually has historic value)
The resultant product can be sold to freshmen for a dollar a piece.
I wonder if those kids know that a Coconut custard is an antient Masonic ritual.

My girlfriend was misbehaving so I whacked her with a coconut custard to straighten out her behaviour.

I dropped my Gertrude Hawks chocolate bar on the floor, and as I bent over to pick it up I accidentally jizzed and shat and then I couldn't tell which was the chocolate bar.
by crunkjesus October 7, 2009
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