gay church

A term that is used to describe a situation that is absurd or makes no logical sense.
Can also be used as an offensive term to describe something or someone that does not fit what is considered normal.

"Did you hear that they are closing down The Odyssey next week? That is so gay church."

by Ky Ky April 23, 2006

ChurchLady

The pinnacle of Cam and the Pwnz

Omgz Churchlady and The Cheat are so Cam!!!11oneone

by The Cheat August 26, 2003

churchill direct

a name used on people that talk "1337"

"your such an churchill direct"

by eivind_fn June 24, 2005

church

Refers to having, or having had, sex. It is a means by which lovers may unceremoniously compliment their partner, and / or their performance in general, as being an earth moving, supernatural experience. A characteristic is that one or both of the participants yells "God!" one really good time, or multiple times. If one, or both, of the participants had to bite a leather belt, themselves, or their partner to prevent yelling "God!" then that also qualifies...shoving one's face into a pillow can be debated.

"We had church last night."

by thebyron October 30, 2008

Church mouse

A church mouse is a mouse that lives in a church, but in slang, it means a dude with a very small dick; a micro penis.

Karen: Lindy says Bob is great with his tongue, but she really doesn't seem satisfied.

Dee: Maybe Bob is a church mouse.

Karen: Meaning?

Dee: He has a super small dick.

by Skorpious July 10, 2020

Church

the slang word for goodbye, kind of like saying "peace out."

1- yo dude where you goin?
2- dont worry about it i'll be back later
1- aight man cya
2- CHURCHIN OUT

by randomgirlfrommaryland January 11, 2009

Winston Churchill

Hitler but British. far-right racist jackass that supported the use of concentration camps in Africa and wanted to bomb the soviet union during peace times. Helped defeat Hitler in WW2 tho so that's good.

"Winston Churchill was epic"

"Bruh no he was racist af"

by captain jack sparrow345 January 21, 2021