crank booger

The waxy buildup in your nose that you get from snorting some weak ass shit that your "cool" friend got for you. It results from dope being stepped on so many times that it basically becomes a homeopathic remedy rather than a drug.

'Honey, you should blow your nose before we go out. You've got some crank boogers.'

by twilyth June 28, 2009

cry booger

While blowing your nose, a booger that gets stuck and resonates the inside of your nasal passage and causes your eyes to water. This makes the false appearance that you are crying.

Greg walks into Jeff's office

Greg: Hey Jeff I have those proposals you asked for, oh shit are crying?

Jeff: No man, I was blowing my nose and came across a wicked cry booger.

Greg: Ahhhhhhhh, I see..

by coalnine November 23, 2009

copper boiler

sexual technique. step 1 - insert a roll of pennies into the middle finger of a rubber glove. step 2 - knot the glove tightly around the pennies. step 3 - shove the whole contraption up someone's pooper.

Gary was an open-minded guy, but even he was a little creeped out by the Copper Boiler.

by organizer1 January 2, 2011

sleeping booger

pieces of green/yellow crustyness found in eyes when waking up in the morning, sometimes known as crusties, or sleep.

hey, you got a sleeping booger in your eye.

by Mikawinkle October 4, 2011

Whale booger

Oyster

"Yes, I'll have fried oysters with baked potato and slaw."

"Ok, hon I'll put in your order. (waitress turns towards kitchen window) Guy wants an order of whale boogers!"

by Ingledink January 19, 2012

arm booger

A person who needs to be picked off your friend's sleeve.

Charlie needs to move his arm booger along -- he's embarassing himself.

by Dr. Bubba May 20, 2012

charles bolger

a horible teacher.
the cause of all of your problems.
doesnt know shit about computers.

ask what control f13 does he wont know.
you move a computer screen and little and your supsended.
get a f on your test its all charles bolger fault.

by that guy on the corner October 6, 2012