mag monkey

When a black person uses an excessively high-capacity magazine or drum magazine on their EDC handgun.

A mag monkey hates derringers.

by AnonDoxy May 3, 2023

Monkey Puzzle

A simple task that is undermined by one's own prolonged fumbling; a monkey puzzle is created once one has failed at a simple task multiple times.

*trying to turn the page of a book*
*page slips, try again*
*turns two pages by accident*
*book cover slips and closes by mistake, needs to re-find the page all over again*
"god damnit this is becoming a real monkey puzzle!"

by Yeebus November 29, 2021

Monkey mischiefitis

When you do a workout while playing monkey mischief you have the disease monkey mischiefitis

Boy 1. Wanna workout Boy 2. No I have monkey mischiefitis

by Monkey mischiefitis man September 10, 2022

Pox monkey

A person suffering from the Monkeypox virus

Three weeks after I dated that pox monkey I had rash all over my bum.

by beast82nl May 20, 2022

freight monkey

One who performs manual labor in material handling, dockworkers, loaders, pickers and packers stockers, shippers and receivers.

He's just a freight monkey.

Get some freight monkeys over here to unload this truck

by slipsheet October 31, 2004

Monkey made

A mf who not only has facial resemblance to a monkey, but also acts like one. The kind of person who thinks Anime is cringe and Riverdale is good or that has ACAB and KAM in their bio. A person who is monkey made is also a little bitch, the kind who uses cheap moves in video games to win or showers 1-2 times a week

Homosexual:“Flying Raijin: Jiku Shippu Senko Rennodan Zeroshiki!”
Heterosexual: “Bro you’re fucking monkey made”

by ImBetterThanYouInXenoverse2 January 15, 2021

Res Monkey

A derogatory term for Native American people. Synonyms include: Injun, indigenous peoples.

“Oh look at that res monkey, I didn’t know we were that close to native land“ -Zack

by mooseknuckles69 February 23, 2021