whipped kitties

When you have whipped cream on your titties

sherry's whipped kitties impressed all of the men at the bachelors party

by fortatkinsonknowitall April 15, 2007

miracle whip

to cum in your hand then smack your bitch in the face.

Just think of the miracle whip that you put on your sandwhich. In this case the semen is the miracle and the whip is your hand, the slap is like putting the sandwhich together

by frankie Jay January 3, 2008

Abyssal Whip

The Abyssal whip is commonly Seen as the best weapon in the game of Runescape.

Strength and Slash bonuses are +82
It can be used with a shield, and is as fast attacking as a dagger.
Stronger than a Granite Maul, the Abyssal whip has a pricetag of over 3 Million gp at the moment.

The whip's special attack, which takes up 50% of the bar, has a better chance of hitting the person, and has a chance of removing 50% of the opponent's remaining energy.

It requires 70 attack and 70 strength to wield.

w00t! I just maxed with the Abyssal whip at 36!

by tazman14 November 26, 2006

Straddle-whipped

Similar to the common term "Pussy-whipped" except this person in fact does not receive any pussy. This person is on a leash so short they sometimes turn to the same sex for pleasure. Made popular by one Ryan J. Abbott.

Ryan is so straddle-whipped he refuses to hook up with anyone.

by Oliver February 5, 2005

Shitey Whips

someone with a severely, violent, unrelenting case of the shits.

man#1 shits his bags.
man#2 - SHITEY WHIPS!!!

by Roo #1 August 19, 2008

tippy whip

A word that has something to do with a tip and whip. Only said by the weird and obsessive. Other related words: wooby throbe and tip

Tippy whip! she is so hot!

Typical whip of a a tippy stick stick

by Orange Schools February 19, 2008

Whip-a-Dick

When you're with a guy and he unexpectedly takes out his penis

Jessica: So I was with Brian last night, just chilling at his house, when he Whip-a-Dicked me.
Emily: What the fuck!?! No way!
Jessica: I know right! But I told him I wasn't into him like that. Sorry, not sorry.

by Anonymoose March 28, 2015