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Weinerization

When you give a halfway decent weinering to a female
Yah bro I gave this chick a weinerization last night and she loved it
by Wade edwards April 3, 2022
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Weinerbeaner69

When you get a meerkats penis that’s the same size as a bean and stuff it in a elephants trunk
Let’s weinerbeaner69 that meerkat and then commit arson
by Meatbeaterballsackcameron February 21, 2022
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Waiter Weekend

Working as a waiter/waitress (or also commonly referred to as server) allows you to maximize your potential earnings on the traditional weekend (Saturday and Sunday) due to a massive increase in restaurant customers; this is because most people, adults and kids alike, are off from school/work on these days.
Thus it is common practice for a server to work on the days mentioned above.
This results in the common server to get their two days off on days like; Monday and Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, or perhaps even taking working Saturday but not Sunday or Monday, really any consecutive pair of the other 5 days (work-days) in the week.
These two days may be referred to as a “waiter weekend” by a restaurant server (or perhaps any restaurant employee).

Author Note:
~I’ve worked in a quite a few restaurants in my years, some arcade restaurant place, On The Border, Longhorn Steakhouse, and currently Olive Garden (these are the ones I worked at the longest), I’ve heard this used on maybe 8-9 occasions, so it’s not too common, but I like the phrase.
𝐓𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐃𝐀𝐘, 𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟎𝐏𝐌
𝙾𝙽 𝙿𝙷𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝙲𝙰𝙻𝙻
Server 1:
“Hello?”

Server 2:
What’s up?“

Server 1:
“You coming in to work later?”

Server 2:
“Nah man I’m off today, I’m actually off tomorrow too; it’s my Waiter Weekend.
by a sentient tortoise. April 19, 2022
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Weiner Spleener

When you somehow put your Weiner, inside someone's spleen
Dude I was banging this hot ass Non-Binary person, and did the Weiner Spleener
by penisfucker9000 May 15, 2022
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weiner weiner

When you don’t know how to describe something but you want to get straight to the point of what you’re talking about.
Antonio: So boom, I was listening to um.. Weiner Weiner and it was absolutely insane man.

Asylum: Nigga..Weiner Weiner?
by ambronio June 10, 2022
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Weiner

A WEINER IS A FUCKING HOT DOG YOU DIRTY MINDED MORONS!
by UltimateDoge June 16, 2022
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weiner disease

when your face looks like a big, fat, juicy weiner.
“Yo his face looks like a big fat juicy weiner”
“Yep, he has weiner disease. Must suck.
by Don’s Grandpa August 11, 2022
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