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Oklahoma State University

A college located in Stillwater, Oklahoma; Known for there great wrestling program which holds 34 national championship. OSU is also good at basketball and they are improving greatly in football. They are part of one of the best conferences known as the Big 12.
Oklahoma State University dominated in the Big 12 tournament last week.
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Illinois Wesleyan University

Illinois Wesleyan University, or IWU (pronounced eye-woo), is a small liberal arts university in Bloomington, Illinois that consists of about 2500 students.
IWU is in close proximity to Illinois State University, so often there is a sense of rivalry between students at each institution. The high cost of attending IWU makes some students at ISU believe that everyone at IWU is obscenely rich. However, contrary to this popular belief nobody at IWU pays for college in cash and almost all students at IWU get some kind of scholarship/financial aid package that makes the cost much more managable.
Joe: I'm at ISU, where are you going?
Scottie: I go to Illinois Wesleyan University.
Joe: Oh you must be really rich!
Scottie: And you must be an STD-infected chain-smoker.

Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University 

A school that focuses on Aviation with two campuses: one in Daytona Beach, Florida and one in Prescott, Arizona.

Both of these schools are really boring, but the Prescott campus is probably worse.

There are no girls at this school - its over 90% male. It's also full of a billion fucking preps, nerds and losers who try to act like they're from California. It's also pretty boring unless you have a car and you'll probably contemplate transferring to another school more than once. It is also expensive as shit.

If you're thinking of of going to this school, you better be DAMN FUCKING SURE you want to because if you change your mind, you'll spend nearly 30 grand a year for nothing. So don't bitch out.

Oh and there's not much partying. Most of them suck. But if you're a douche bag and join a lame ass fraternity, you'll probably have an easier time getting crunk. Kiss your ass and money goodbye if you're caught though. This school doesn't fuck aroud, nigga.

Despite the negatives its' a pretty good school. The weather is good and its a quiet atmosphere that allows you to study. If you're sure you can handle it and want to have a great job in aviation, this is the school you want.
Fuck! Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University is fucking expensive as shit. Most of the girls are ugly too.

University Behind Mervyns 

An 80's based nickname for Contra Costa College, an East Bay community college located just north of Richmond, California. The name is derived from the proximity to a former Mervyns anchor store located in a nearby strip mall, the El Portal Sopping Center.
I couldn't get into Cal State Hayward, so I'm going to the University Behind Mervyns for a semester to get my GPA up.

University of Rochester 

UWC + Northeast kids + Asians. UWC will always let you know they don’t pay anything when you need to take loans to finish your eduction. Asians will always wear Canada goose. Northeast kids are generally smart but didn’t get into their first choice.
University of Rochester

“Hi I’m an international student and I went to UWC for high school.”
Oh, another one”

“I got rejected by Cornell”
“Oh rip, another one”

“Are you a pre-med, me too!”

TV University 

A learning institution which advertises on daytime TV. Oftentimes with attempts to display lame lifestyles in order to promote an equally lame lifestyle that can be had with their useless programs. These schools offer programs in areas that do not actually need training to understand.

If you have ever watched Price is Right you know what it is.
Kevin called that TV University, got a free brochure and started an exciting career in medical billing today!!
TV University by BEAST of LV October 2, 2010

Auburn University 

(n) The loveliest village on the plains. Home of the Auburn Tigers. The only university in Alabama with a decent reputation outside of the state.
He attends Auburn University. War Eagle!
Auburn University by Marchant July 23, 2004