Twitterdicked

When the dick is so good you get twitterpated.

He’s so good in bed I got twitterdicked.

by Queen Howell January 10, 2021

Twitterbuse

What Most People do when they first get on twitter.

Twitterbuse: 1.Trying to follow 2000 people in day. 2. Spamming your biz link every 3 minutes and hoping someone clicks. 3. Trying to follow 10,000 people in a week

by TheMauiMarketer August 26, 2009

Twitterfink

Noun: A person of authority, (teacher, boss) who monitors the whereabouts of another person (student, employee) through their Twitter posts.

Ed shouldn't have called in sick and then Tweeted from the beach. His Twitterfink boss read his posts and canned his ass.

by PMcClaran June 2, 2009

twitter speak

Slanged speech made up by users of Twitter,mainly adaptions of words using "Tweet or Twit",shortened to cut down on character usage.

I use twitter speak to stay within my 140 characters.

by BLuTink78 June 29, 2009

twitter sitter

Someone who waits for any tweet, for the sole purpose of replying to that tweet regardless of the content of who said it.

Mike: I blocked Daniel on twitter

Joe: Why?

Mike: He's a twitter sitter!

Joe: Oh, my friend replies to just about every tweet too!

by blaine.alan April 27, 2009

twitterlet

A status update sent to one or more social networking sites while sitting on a toilet. See also flushdate

I just sent a twitterlet so all my twitter followers would know what I was up to while I was dropping a log in the throne.

by nowayjoseolay September 1, 2009

twitterific

An iphone app used to tweet on the popular Twitter network. Thanks to iphones and Twitterific, you can tweet anywhere you have cell phone reception!

I was using Twitterific when I was on the toilet and accidentally got some boo boo on my touch screen!

by LIL NAYA December 2, 2009