wireless tree

A wireless cellular or data tower camouflaged to look like a tree. Such is made under the assumption that an obviously fake 250 foot steel and fiberglass tree with a strobe on top of it is less objectionable within a community than a tower.

The town council meeting was loaded with soccer moms who were outraged at both their shitty cellular service and the company's plan to put in a tower to fix the service. They all went away happy when the company said they'd install a wireless tree instead.

by hot east August 2, 2012

Shade Tree Mechanic

Casual mechanics who fix or modify cars using tools and techniques that are frequently improper or not "by the book".

Tool boxes include zip ties, they use chrome sockets on an impact driver, don't own a torque wrench, and probably learned how to fix cars from a buddy, youtube, forum posts, or by doing.

How many foot lbs of torque? Just twist it until its "goodandtight". We're shade tree mechanics, not Ford technicians

by Biggus Nateus March 24, 2020

tree

A large plant, that gives ruit, shelter firewood and provides homes for many wild creatures.

The thing that Mcdadeism and Community At Heart are bitterly opposed to and want to tear down and replace with concrete

Under the Community at Heart masterplan over 200 trees are destined to be destroyed.

by black flag June 28, 2004

Tree Person

A member of a large group of social outcasts whom identify with the lowest common denominator of counter culture movements. Members of this group regularly shop at Hot Topic clothing stores. A typical tree person can be identified by baggy jnco jeans or black pants that fit two or more people and display reflective straps. The most common haircut is the shave-under w/ponytail, although self-cut hair that is dyed poorly in many random colors is also accepted. T-shirts range from Slipknot, Disturbed, and Korn to Eminem, Insane Clown Posse, and the always clever "Can't Sleep Clowns Will Eat Me..." styles. Other identifying marks can be eyebrow rings, bad tattoos, pizza-face crater acne, and a poorly put together appearance. They are loosely affiliated with other subcultures ie: punk, goth, metal etc. but are never truly accepted in these circles.

The bastard stepchildren of punk, metal, new wave etc.

"Nice trenchcoat and Disturbed t-shirt kid, what a tree person."

by ReAnimator December 8, 2006

tree hugger

Tree huggers are people who aspire to live in trees for months on end in order to save the trees from being cut down to make room for commercial endeavers by the owners of the property on which the tree(s) are located. Their environmental activism is often funded for by the capitalism of their parents.

Myra is going to live in a tree for six months while her parents pay her student loans and credit card bills. She's such a good little activist.

by Jenn October 21, 2003

cunt tree

A manipulation of the word "country" that refers to country music. This makes it derogatory and therefore fun to use against those who actually listen to it.

That damn Pro-Southern white trash person is always blaring their cunt tree music way too damn loud.

by Jack Hitgood May 13, 2005

Treebranch

Internet slang for a penis that bends to the right which has been hideously defaced with a magic marker and has had a picture taken of it which has been sent to the object of the owners desire.

lolz roffle Magus' Treebranch

by Sottle September 16, 2003