tongue punch your fart box

rim job/licking anus
joke is property of daniel tosh

your mom wants me to tongue punch your fart box

by TootyFruities September 22, 2016

Tongan

A descendant of seafaring Polynesians that once ruled Polynesia from Samoa to the North, (Tonga is the term for 'south' which is why the country is named as such, being the southernmost part of the Polynesian Kingdom), Fiji to the West, and Marquesas to the East. Because Tongans loved (and still do today) the physical and mental challenge of overtaking others' lands and property, they sought and overcame much through war and wit. Today many Tongans are proud of the fact that their island home has never been overtaken or ruled by a foreign entity. (Every other land in Polynesia was eventually overtaken by foreigners although it might not have been so if the Tongans had remained in power.) Tonga remains Polynesia's lone monarchy. It has at its roots thousands of years of rule by chiefs and kings of Tongan heritage.

Son: Those Tongans are some big boys.
Dad: The smaller one's ancestors were killed off in war and illness over the centuries, and because there was never an influx of new, smaller, foreigners the people have remained overwhelmingly big, strong, and smart.
Son: That makes sense.

by California1800 November 4, 2007

tongue

A great part of the body; the best. Used to lick thing, like arms. veyr sexy.

"you have such a long tongue"

said to jamie cullum.

by *Addy* January 30, 2005

Sugar Tongue

When you've been eating pussy or cock and your Tongue gets cum (aka sugar) all over it.

Ryan: Man I was eating so much pussy last night I got a sugar Tongue!
Brendon: I know what you mean dude, I get a sugar Tongue every night.

by ILikeCottonCandy January 24, 2009

brokeback horizontal tango

Making love, brokeback mountain style, wearing a saddle.

Thornton and his uncle got together for a little Brokeback Horizontal Tango.

by CaptainEntendre June 17, 2006

Tongue ring

Admission or outright advertisement that you will perform oral sex on just about anyone. If a guy has a tongue ring, a dick has most certainly been in his mouth.

Johnny: Did you hear Trent got his tongue pierced?
Brad: Dude, he's got a tongue ring? I didn't know he went fag.

by GGAllin25 October 17, 2014

tongue

the tongue is the muscle inside the mouth used to lick female feet with

gemma wiggled her toes across my face, i just had to get my tongue out and lick in between her cute toes

by gemma's foot slave April 18, 2005